An Idiots Guide to (Failure) Love
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Champion_of_Hestia
Complete, First published Apr 11, 2016
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What happens when you realize that you, a healthy, if a bit psychotic, seventeen year old male, do not have a girlfriend? You get one of course. Or, you know, you at least try to using the most normal and foolproof plans known to man. I mean yeah they involve some kidnapping, but that's not the point. The point is that at least one plan is bound to work right? I'm 100% sure of it. Or like maybe just 50%. Ok fine, 10%.

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This is one of the short stories (and by short I mean really really short) I wrote for English class with the amazing (not really, just kidding, not) OstentatiousOwl. The other story is called
'But Maybe Someday.....'.  If someone has a better cover for this story PM me about it.
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