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Colourful Personalities #2

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Reads 77
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Parts 2
Time <5 mins

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Colourful Personalities #2! The first book was overflowing with a bunch of crap with no quality so it is time to start FRESH!
Contains wonderful snippets of stupidity from walking in and out of an elevator for no reason, and leaving ice-cream smudges on the nose! 
Also, while writing this, there is a squiggly red line under the world 'colourful' which is getting on my nerve. GET IT RIGHT, THERE IS A U.
Note: We do not lick trees
And thank you very much for readingAll Rights Reserved

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