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Classic Comebacks

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Reads 314
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Parts 20
Time <5 mins

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It's always a good idea to have some funny comebacks and insults ready, just in case. There's nothing worse than being stuck for words only to kick yourself afterwards when you think of a good comeback far too late.

So here's a collection of the funniest comebacks so you can make sure you're always armed.

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