41 Ways to Kill Someone With a Banana
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HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED HOW YOU KILL SOMEONE WITH A BANANA? WELL IN THIS STORY BY FAITHEFAYFAEONDRCAEK, YOU CAN LEARN!!!!! With extras including fun facts, this story will make you laugh. the squeamish probably shouldnt read :)
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