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(OLD) TheKingCornbread Presents: Don't Trust Me, I'm Insane

TheKingCornbread

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Parts 30
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Reads 582
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Parts 30
Time 6m

TheKingCornbread

Mature

actuallymaybe already buttstuff chickenbutt couldnt cowpie crazyshit guesswhat hey hilarity insanity itdependsonyoursenseofhumor justplayitbyearfornow lolnotrly maybe randomness tell thekingcornbread youknowwhy

This an old little... something... that I wrote about two years ago, and I would only recommend it if you find the utmost bottom of the barrel humor.All Rights Reserved

actuallymaybe already buttstuff chickenbutt couldnt cowpie crazyshit guesswhat hey hilarity insanity itdependsonyoursenseofhumor justplayitbyearfornow lolnotrly maybe randomness tell thekingcornbread youknowwhy

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