My Assassin Crush

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"Yo! Dude pass me the spatula! Spongebob's got a mission!"

"You know what they say. When life gives you a very big bed jump the hell out of it"

"Yolo means you only live once? I thought it meant your oreos love orchids"

"Sure. That'll happen when the skies start shitting purple jelly beans. Uh! I hope there grape flavored! I love grape!"

Who would've thought that the saying 'Curiosity killed the cat' was actually true? Well I certainly didn't. People at school call me the queen of awkwardness. Maybe it's because I once ran into the school in my most embarrassing Justin Bieber pajamas because i was 5 minutes late or because I'm just naturally awkward at any times. It's a true mystery to me. And one thing you should know about the queen of awkwardness is that I'm a VERY curious person. I would've never thought that because of my stupid curiosity that I would get kidnapped by some VERY hot assassins. Find out how I make the best of the situation and irritate these hotties to there limit.All Rights Reserved

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My Assassin Crush
Sat, Jul 13, 2013

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My Assassin Crush
Sat, Jul 13, 2013

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