100 Not So Funny Jokes
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The funniest jokes on earth! :D...No? Fine then Grumpy Cat >~>
But in all seriousness, this is not meant to insult anyone.
Most of these jokes are from the interwebs, shows, or myself.
So don't point out the obvious
Thank you!
so enjoy!
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Sometimes I just want to put Jackaby in situations be doesn't belong because I think that's funny and I have several interests and so now I am making this everyone else's problem, as a treat
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