100 Not So Funny Jokes
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The funniest jokes on earth! :D...No? Fine then Grumpy Cat >~>
But in all seriousness, this is not meant to insult anyone.
Most of these jokes are from the interwebs, shows, or myself.
So don't point out the obvious
Thank you!
so enjoy!
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𝐓𝐰𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐲 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬.. 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦?? 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐞 𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐮𝐩 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫?? 𝙒𝙚'𝙫𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙤𝙥𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙝 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙣𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨.. 𝐀 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐲 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡.. ⋇⋆✦⋆⋇⋆✦⋆⋇⋆✦⋆⋇⋆✦⋆⋇⋆✦⋆⋇⋆✦⋆⋇⋆✦⋆⋇⋆✦⋆⋇⋆✦⋆⋇⋆✦⋆⋇ #1 in arrangedmarriage #1 in friendship #1 in fun #1 in ambition #1 in housewife #30 in romance #1 in emotional #1 in bestfriends #1 in conservative #1 in traditional #1 in wedding #1 in restrictionComplete
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