[11:37 am] 1(305)678-2932: Hey, I had a really nice time and I don't normally do this, but I'd love to see you again.
[11:39 am] 1(212)509-6190: Uhm, I'm very flattered but I'm pretty sure I spent my weekend with a vibrator and a book and I'm positive they can't text.
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