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Random Harry Potter stuff I wanted to collect and publicize.
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Welcome to my "Ask & Dare" book! (w/ extras such as: Tags, Reviews, Ranting, Reactions, Covers and мore!) in here, here you can basically ask me stuff ask me questions or do awesome dareѕ! And this'll feature some skits here and there on special occasions, that will include some special guests from some of you're favourite movies/shows/etc (Including a few celebrity appearences) appearing in here also for a few dares/questions, So yeaн тнaт'ѕ preттy мυcн ιт... So enjoy and read мy crappy updates and wнaт noт! XD☺ (Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS, ONLY OWN MYSELF AND MY CREATIVITY, THUS USING THEM FOR ENTERTAINING AND CREATIVITY PURPOSES)Complete
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Rants, dreams, stuff in real life.... Whatever else I feel like putting on here. When ... is a chapter, it's real life rantish stuff that you read at your own risk. Life's been stressful lately. Marked as complete to prevent deletion.Complete
Anything for you George Weasley X Reader
Y/N l/n is about to start her fourth year at Hogwarts when she meets George and Fred Weasley. She's a Gryffindor like the twins, but their friendship started with a lie about her house. Y/n soon find's out that she is Sirius Black's daughter. TW: This story contains: --------------- ~Depression ~Strong language ~Anxiety ~Suicidal thoughts ~Smut (sexual scenes. This is a slowburn) ~Other smiliar stuff BIGGER ‼️TW‼️ I WROTE THIS THREE YEARS AGO AND HAVE GROWN UP NOW SO IT WILL BE WHAT IT IS. If you don't feel comfortable with these themes, don't read the story :) •••••••••••••••••••••• Y/n is in her fourth year while the twins is in their fifth and Harry and his friends are in their third. •••••••••••••••••••••• Story takes place in POA-DHp2 This is a SLOWBURN and it's a LONG story. •••••••••••••••••••••• All the characters and the main plotline belongs to J.k Rowling. (Y/n, Regina, Zoe and Clary is made up by me)Complete
We will meet again ~ Fred Weasley
________________________________________ Currently rewriting 23/04/2026 - will be changing the current chapters daily It's always been the two of them. No one else. In fact, they had never expected to need anyone else. Hogwarts changed that. School proved that family isn't just about the blood that runs in your veins, you can choose. It was the Weasley's that became their family when they had none. For that, they are forever grateful. Being surrounded by familiar faces that they cared so deeply about changed their perspectives. Fred in particular hadn't caught her eye in the way it had until her fourth year, the thought of exploring anything outside of a friendship hadn't crossed either of their minds. Things are changing, people are changing. Why not try it out? ________________________________________ {I've definitely improved as a writer since I first started this book, try and stick with it} Cover by- @sygmys - I own - Katherine Potter, Veronica Burke, Taylor Avery and Sebastian Abbott. - all other characters unfortunately belong to J.K Rowling. #12- #fredweasley 24/01/21 #2- #harrypotter 9/02/21 #4- #fredandgeorge 30/12/20 #10- #friendships 2/1/21 #1- #deanthomas 9/02/21 #14- #ginnyweasley 26/12/20 Tiktok- @cjmikaelson
Blood is falling | Slytherin boys
(MATTHEO IS ENDGAME) You are in the 4th year of witchcraft but are starting your first year at Hogwarts, due to being expelled from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic due to a terrifying secret. You are sorted into Slytherin and befriend the overprotective slytherin boys quickly who you instantly connect with, however there is a certain boy in the group who you do not seem to get along with. But what happens when your secret comes out? when you are put into danger by Tom and Mattheo Riddles father, Voldemort? what will happen next? Some quotes from my book so far: "Be careful of that girl, she's changed. There's a fire burning in her eyes and you can see it" "I'll slit your fucking throat with tears rolling down my cheeks." "It was the way she looked at me, like there was something in me worth looking at" "She's got such a good heart, she really does. It's just been broken, a lot." None of the characters in this story are mine, except for jackson Also I am hoping to make a long story, however believe it or not wattpad is not my only life 🫠 but i will try and write as much as possible. also please feel free to request ideas and give advice (nice advice) I have used some scenes from the actual movies but changed them around a bit to involve you and the boys in the story more. There may also be smut scenes and triggering themes such as suicide, self harm, abuse, eating disorder etc. If you get triggered by these themes or do not like smut I will put a warning. 🔞 for smut scenes and 🚨for triggering scenes. Please do not read until you see the warnings again. I hope you enjoy x Thank youuu ❤️😘
Objection | | Fred Weasley
"I love you and I know this is definitely not the place to do this, but I can't hide it for much longer." "It's not like I can walk back in there and get married!" "I'm not asking you to, why would I want that? I want you, I want you to want me, as well." "I want you. I've wanted you for years, it killed me when I couldn't have you anymore, Fred." Faye Lewis, older sister to Frankie Lewis, used to go to Hogwarts as a Hufflepuff with some of her closest friends. She had an amazing group of friends and they didn't break contact after school finished, they stayed as close as they always had been. After Faye and her friends left school, she got a job and made even more friends, but she also met a guy. Her and this guy became very close very quickly and started dating, they got engaged two years into their relationship. All of her friends got a letter invitation to the wedding, to which they were all really surprised by. Ten Years Post Second Wizard War - 2008 All known characters, names and things belong to JK Rowling, I do not support or agree with her actions or views in any way. All unknown characters, names and things belong to me. Content and Trigger Warnings will be used at the start of each chapter that needs them. There will be : sex, mature languages and themes, pregnancyComplete
Darling, Quiet (Fred X Fem Reader)
"Darling, Quiet. Don't want to be caught now do we?" Y/n Bardot, a troubled girl swallowed in desires, problems and potential. She craves nothing more than the feeling of being wanted and loved by anyone but her family. «Be advised story will contain smut, mature scenes and swearing» Story is a bit of a slow burn through the POA and GOF years. My own characters- y/n Bardot, Charlotte Chantey, the Bardot family. Characters and story timeline belongs to JK Rowling©Complete
The Sufficiently Large Amount Of Random Disventure Camp Stuff (The Hexalogy)
Yep, back for more DC random stuff for you guys, so this part six of random DC stuff. More OC HCs, more Disventure camp pics, more DC memes and etc.Complete
(Y/N) Black and the Sorcerer's Stone (Harry x Reader) (COMPLETED)
"And that night young Harry and (y/n) slept, not knowing they were special, not knowing they were famous, not knowing that at that very moment, people meeting in secret all over the country were holding up their glasses and saying in hushed voices: 'To Harry Potter and (y/n) Black - the Boy and Girl Who Lived!'" (After reading this fanfic again years later, I do think I could have written better and more original- but considering my skill level then, I think it's okay. I hope you enjoy it!) (Also, if you were looking for a romantic book, this isn't it, I'm sorry. Since I was initially planning a whole 7-book series, I wanted the ship to progress as they got older, since 11-year-olds falling in love seemed a bit too early. I hope you still read it though!) You are (y/n) (l/n), or so you think. At your 11th birthday, you get your Hogwarts letter, which you knew you'd get, so it wasn't a surprise to you. But the thing that was a surprise to you was that on the Hogwarts Express, you meet a boy named Harry Potter, who has a scar shaped like a lightning bolt, which you also have, but on your left wrist. You and Harry grow closer and closer as you figure out the mystery of a stone that hides in Hogwarts. But that isn't the only mystery- you are a mystery too. There are some talents inside you, waiting to be seen... Note: I am not one of those lazy writers who update once a month and have horrible spelling and grammar. I'll try to update once a week (at least), so you won't be bored and jump onto other fanfics. Oh and please don't be overwhelmed by the chapters, not all of them are long :) Date started: September 30th, 2020 Date finished: December 30th, 2020 IMPORTANT: AS MUCH AS I'D LOVE TO BE, I AM NOT THE CREATOR OF HARRY POTTER, NOR AM I J.K. ROWLING. I DO NOT OWN MOST OF THE PLOT AND CHARACTERS- JUST SOME OF THEM.Complete
Hate the Feeling; Mattheo Riddle
"SNOW, SNOW WAIT! Please, you know I love you. You feel it too, you told me!" His eyes had a pleading look to it. His hand grabbed my arm and put it on my heart. "You must feel that!" "That's where you're wrong, I don't feel the fear of it anymore, it's gone, I'm numb to it, and it's because of you and your stupid lies and fucking manipulation!" THIS IS A SLOW BURN! Context(important): Snow Potter and Harry Potter are siblings and Harry is one year older. They both have a scar and protection from their mother's love and are both famous and enemies of Voldemort. They were separated at birth to be kept more safe and harder to find from Voldemort's followers. She grew up in the USA and went to a school for witchcraft and wizardry like Hogwarts. She had a dark past there- She started school a year earlier than Harry and others because that's the system there. Snow Potter would visit Hogwarts every single year at the end of the year to get close with her brother and make friends but also to help with conflicts ( she was there to find Sirius Black, Sorcerer's Stone, etc. Btw, she went to school in the US(witchcraft) and it was slightly more advanced there so she knows more than Harry. Warning: Mentions of suicide, ptsd, torture, self harm, etc. I don't own any of the characters here except Snow Potter, Tyler, Loren, and other non canon characters other than Mattheo. This is my first story so go easy on me lmfao Notable Rankings: #1 in chochang #1 in thechosenone Book Started: 09/02/2022 Book Ended: 10/27/2022 HAS NOT BEEN EDITED.Complete
Welcome to my "Ask & Dare" book! (w/ extras such as: Tags, Reviews, Ranting, Reactions, Covers and мore!) in here, here you can basically ask me stuff ask me questions or do awesome dareѕ! And this'll feature some skits here and there on special occasions, that will include some special guests from some of you're favourite movies/shows/etc (Including a few celebrity appearences) appearing in here also for a few dares/questions, So yeaн тнaт'ѕ preттy мυcн ιт... So enjoy and read мy crappy updates and wнaт noт! XD☺ (Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS, ONLY OWN MYSELF AND MY CREATIVITY, THUS USING THEM FOR ENTERTAINING AND CREATIVITY PURPOSES)
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