Jokes And Riddles And Quotes
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Concluida dom, feb 19, 2023<5 mins
2016
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
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