Jokes And Riddles And Quotes

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2016 


Q: What does a nosey pepper do? 
A: Gets jalapeno business!

 Q: What do you call a fake noodle? 
A: An Impasta 

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
 A: An Investigator

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