Coffee and Cigarettes

[Modern/College AU]
"What's your name, man?"
"Alexander Hamilton."
He stuck out his hand and, as the duo confusedly stepped back, moved forward- promptly falling on to his face.
"Lafayette?"
"Oui, mon ami."
So much for good first impressions.

(I CAVED and now I'm writing this instead of updating other things. May be warnings for later on. Ships: Lafayette/Hercules , Laurens/Hamilton, and Jefferson/Madison. Please send help)
(Edit: there's also some Kingsbury/Leebury happening so yeah)