Jack McLoughlin wasn't really a beach guy but that doesn't mean he hates it. He lives at the beach is all so it's not like it's something amazing to him. It's just the ocean. For that matter, it's even a nice beach. At least not until he meets Mark, who may just be the coolest person he's ever met. Mark Fischbach, the merman scared of the ocean. He's a siren and shunned by his own people, called a freak. How could one of their own hate the ocean so much and be so entranced by the land world? [in progress]