The Memes Are Attacking
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I woke up on a bright and shiny day unusual for this screwed up world terrorized by all the memes.Got dressed ate breakfast checked for shrek.God it was weird to walk into him in the hallway he would yell get out of my swamp laddie. I turned on my phone and put my headphones in my ears and listened to music got on the bus left yet again shrek was in the hall ways at school. "Oh god" I said as I entered the class room there were a bunch of memes sitting around singing "its just a prank bro it's just a prank bro the camera is right there" all the other students were trembling in fear I went and got a teacher he ran in there yelling "I'm going to 360 noscope you scrubs" he must of got caught in the moment laughing my rear end off.
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