50 Ways to Lose a Man
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France. Italy. Spain. Britain.
4 countries, 4 men, and 50 ways to lose them.
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Bon jour! Welcome to the life of Piper Daniels, or lack there-of.
Piper has finally escaped her parents' wrath, and is on to her first destination: France. But she is not going alone; she has her best friend, Bree, by her side, with only one thought in mind: writing a best selling novel. And a good book has to have a little bit of romance, right? The point is, Piper has to base this story off her life... But let's face it, she has had no experience her whole life; so, how is she supposed to handle the drama she never endured until now?
Follow her 50 guidelines on gaining, losing, and utterly failing at getting a guy.
Interesting... One friend, one book, four countries, four men, and zero experience. Piper Daniels, welcome to your nightmare of a paradise.
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