Henry Rollins and the Better Butter Bacon Burger
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An oddly familiar, yet mysterious, stranger enters a backwoods diner and gets more than he bargained for.
The infamous Red Tash once dared me to write a story about bacon and Henry Rollins on a day they were both trending on the twitterz, so I damn well did it. It's a little less than a thousand words, but the bizarro waitress character stuck in my brain-guts and found herself being a new favorite for a lot of people who read FURR this past winter. FURR, by the way, is "A modern-day (grim) fairy tale full of werewolf strippers, goth-rock wizards and a shaman named Bob Dylan." It's also my newest novel, due back this fall (October 2016 from Tyche Books!)
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