Warrior Spoofs!
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Last published Sat, Aug 17, 2013
Warrior spoofs! Beware for sugar, catnip, sharpies, mustaches, crazy cats, cactus juice, and SPOOFNESS!!!!! I JUST DRANK A GALLON OF CACTUS JUICE WITH CATNIP AND SUGARRR!!! WEEEEEOOOOP!AND FIRESTAR JUST EATED A BANANA!!OMG HE IS AWESUM!!!!BTW THIS WILL BE UPDATED DAILY!
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