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Sorry I thought you were dead

Girl-With-No-Name

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Parts 47
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Reads 1,412
Votes 253
Parts 47
Time 50m

Girl-With-No-Name

dead funny love romance shortstory

Hey I know you're never gonna text back, but I liked you- maybe even loved you. 

If this is how you're trying to ask out whoever this girl is you're doing it wrong.

How?! Wth!!!!! Lyssa, is there like a texting world in heaven? You're supposed to be dead. This is a scientific breakthrough!All Rights Reserved

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