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The Mildly Inconvenient Resurrection Of Solomon David Lock

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Solomon David Lock didn't expect to die, he really didn't. But, as it turns out, it's pretty easy to end up a corpse, whether you're expecting it or not. Fortunately for him, its seems he hasn't (entirely) kicked the bucket yet.  But if Solomon thought life was difficult, he's about to find out that un-life is even harder. Sure, he's got some pretty sweet dead guy powers now, but he's also got some less desirable dead guy problems, like Demons, Werewolves, Vampiric parasites, crazy Necromancers, even crazier government agencies and family members on supernatural power trips. Solomon needs to figure out how to deal with all this before he falls apart (literally) or he's going to have a particularly unpleasant eternity.

   People know that 'death isn't fair', but what happens when it's unfair in your favor?

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