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Crappy Pickup Lines
Crappy Pickup Lines
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Complete, First published Apr 17, 2016
The good, the bad, and the dirty
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Table of contents
Introduction
Mon, Apr 18, 2016
Death Eater
Mon, Apr 18, 2016
S'mores
Mon, Apr 18, 2016
Disney World
Mon, Apr 18, 2016
Sale
Mon, Apr 18, 2016
Life Alert
Tue, Apr 19, 2016
Flourine, Iodine, Neon
Tue, Apr 19, 2016
Lazers
Tue, Apr 19, 2016
Plums
Thu, Apr 21, 2016
Star Wars Poem
Tue, Apr 19, 2016
Death Note
Tue, Apr 19, 2016
Teddy Bear
Thu, Apr 21, 2016
Dinosaurs
Sat, Apr 23, 2016
Proffesor Flitwick- Harry Potter
Sat, Apr 23, 2016
Weeping Angel- Doctor Who
Sat, Apr 23, 2016
Paralyze Heal-Pokemon
Wed, Apr 27, 2016
Fire Hazard
Tue, Apr 26, 2016
Heavy Hand
Mon, Apr 25, 2016
Global Warming
Wed, Apr 27, 2016
Ikea
Tue, Apr 26, 2016
I don't have a title for this so...
Tue, Apr 26, 2016
Jersey
Wed, Apr 27, 2016
Diarrhea (Yea... I know...)
Thu, Apr 28, 2016
Laptop
Thu, Apr 28, 2016
Sugar
Thu, Apr 28, 2016
Book of numbers
Fri, Apr 29, 2016
Asthma Attack
Mon, May 2, 2016
Parking Ticket
Mon, May 2, 2016
Princesses
Tue, May 3, 2016
Charmander
Fri, May 6, 2016
Weather
Sun, May 8, 2016
Galaxy
Mon, May 9, 2016
Butt Dialing
Mon, May 9, 2016
Nice Shirt
Tue, May 10, 2016
Whistle
Mon, May 9, 2016
Coffee
Tue, May 10, 2016
Familiar
Tue, May 10, 2016
Itchy Rash
Tue, May 10, 2016
Bad Boy
Tue, May 10, 2016
Cigarette
Wed, May 11, 2016
Living
Wed, May 11, 2016
Hunny Senpai
Wed, May 11, 2016
Fall
Fri, May 13, 2016
Poem
Fri, May 13, 2016
Number
Fri, May 13, 2016
Weather Man
Fri, May 13, 2016
Lost
Fri, May 13, 2016
Smile
Sat, May 14, 2016
Pokemon
Mon, May 16, 2016
Sight
Mon, May 16, 2016
Wi-Fi
Tue, May 17, 2016
Eyes
Wed, May 18, 2016
China
Wed, May 18, 2016
Hersheys
Thu, May 19, 2016
Camera
Fri, May 20, 2016
Sleep
Fri, May 20, 2016
Wingardium LeviosA
Mon, May 23, 2016
Math
Wed, May 25, 2016
Organ Donor
Fri, May 27, 2016
F5
Sun, May 29, 2016
Mine
Mon, May 30, 2016
Angel
Tue, May 31, 2016
Blue
Tue, May 31, 2016
Shoe
Wed, Jun 1, 2016
Check
Thu, Jun 2, 2016
Sharpie
Fri, Jun 3, 2016
Beautiful
Sun, Jun 5, 2016
Baker
Tue, Jun 7, 2016
Conversation
Mon, Jun 13, 2016
Game
Thu, Jun 16, 2016
Tonight
Sat, Jun 18, 2016
Opposites
Sun, Jul 3, 2016
Super Hero
Sun, Jul 3, 2016
Photographer
Tue, Jul 5, 2016
Nemo
Tue, Jul 12, 2016
Insurance
Fri, Jul 15, 2016
Banana
Sun, Jul 17, 2016
Why
Fri, Jul 22, 2016
Space
Sat, Jul 23, 2016
Pikachu
Mon, Jul 25, 2016
Art
Mon, Jul 25, 2016
Breath
Wed, Jul 27, 2016
Beverage
Thu, Jul 28, 2016
65%
Fri, Jul 29, 2016
Jaw
Tue, Aug 2, 2016
Collector
Wed, Aug 3, 2016
Dictionary
Thu, Aug 4, 2016
Gravity
Fri, Aug 5, 2016
Fall Out Boy
Mon, Aug 8, 2016
Dollar
Tue, Aug 9, 2016
Curves
Wed, Aug 10, 2016
Change
Tue, Aug 16, 2016
Honey
Tue, Aug 16, 2016
Super Bowl
Wed, Aug 17, 2016
Penguin
Thu, Aug 18, 2016
Snowflake
Fri, Aug 19, 2016
Halloween
Mon, Aug 22, 2016
Yoda
Tue, Aug 23, 2016
Language
Fri, Sep 2, 2016
Fire
Wed, Sep 7, 2016
Cavity
Thu, Sep 8, 2016
Astronomy
Tue, Sep 13, 2016
Teeth
Tue, Sep 13, 2016
Bad Boys II
Mon, Oct 3, 2016
Museum
Wed, Oct 5, 2016
Cat
Wed, Oct 5, 2016
TOP
Fri, Oct 7, 2016
Microsoft
Sat, Oct 8, 2016
10/10
Tue, Oct 11, 2016
Alien
Wed, Oct 12, 2016
Indulgence
Fri, Oct 14, 2016
Me
Sat, Oct 15, 2016
Off
Tue, Oct 18, 2016
Kiss
Wed, Oct 19, 2016
Mailman
Wed, Oct 19, 2016
Gravitation
Thu, Oct 20, 2016
Cheetos
Mon, Oct 24, 2016
Great
Thu, Oct 27, 2016
Distracting
Thu, Oct 27, 2016
Perfect
Sat, Oct 29, 2016
Waldo
Mon, Oct 31, 2016
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