" Oh my god! I'm going to die today aren't I? I'm going to die with a very attractive Italian mafia killer next to me while being chased by 100 cars that have guns in them! There are so many things I want to do in my life! I want to go skydiving, also get one of my paintings in an art museum, hold a spider in my hand because those things creepy me the fuck out, but too bad because that's never going to happen because I'm going to die today. This is what I get for going to get some god damn ice cream when I'm on a diet." "Amore" "What?" "Shut up" ------ I suck at descriptions, but I'll pay you to read my book :) (Disclaimer: I will not actually pay you if you read this book because I am broke, but ENJOY!)