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Dirty Jokes/Pick Up Lines

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Reads 77,662
Votes 860
Parts 200
Time 21m

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A bunch of Dirty Jokes/inappropriate pickup lines that might entertain youAll Rights Reserved

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[ATSH] Ấy ơi nó ồn! by TrnBNgc

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𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐏𝐈𝐃 | ᴇʀɪᴄ ᴍᴀᴛᴛʜᴇᴡs by princessconsuela120

- welcome to the wacky, crazy life Eric Matthews and Anna Hunter have made theirs. • "What is she doing?" "Proving her love." "Wouldn't the stairs be quicker than rowing across a lake?" "Isn't it romantic?" • • "Yeah! No one puts Anna in a corner." Anna gasped, turning dramatically and smiling widely at Eric. "Did you just use a dirty dancing reference?" Eric blushed, looking down bashfully. "Yeah..." she smiled, holding a hand on her heart. "I've never loved you more." • 𝑺𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆, '𝑺𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑺𝒕𝒖𝒑𝒊𝒅' 𝒃𝒚 𝑭𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒌 𝑺𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒕𝒓𝒂 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒅, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒊𝒕. Oh boy, the crazy ideas I have for these two. Hang on, it'll be a wild, but quite interesting ride." *so sorry for their painfully slow burn relationship* I try my best to have frequent updates I apologize if it gets annoying, it's very easy for me to lose focus on these things. Sorry to those waiting for 'Anyone But You', but this has been in my drafts for so long it needed to see the sun. boy meets world seasons 1-7

𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐔𝐋 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒 by reality__runaway

The line between love and hate is thinner than you think, Luna." he said as his fingertips slightly caressed my tear-streaked cheeks. "I never thought I'd see the day when I'd be the reason for your tears, though I used to hate myself for making you cry." his venom coated words made my heart crushed with unwanted guilt as I could feel his rough hands now grabbed a fistful of my ebony curls jerking my face closer so that his musky breath directly hit my nostrils. His lips were barely grazing mine, making me shiver under his touch which he had noticed but got unbothered, then he continued with his torment "And yet, I'm finding a disturbing sense of satisfaction in it now." ───※ ·❆· ※─── ~SINFUL WHISPERS~ ───※ ·❆· ※─── ✮⋆˙ FABRIZIO STERLING ✮⋆˙ Fabrizio Sterling, a formidable Italian-british mafia heir, exudes a fearless demeanour and strategic genius, all while maintaining a remarkably handsome physique.Being a volleyball champion and MBA graduate with a specialisation in finance, he combines athletic prowess with sharp business acumen. ✶ . . . . . • ☆ • . . . . . ✶ ⋆˚❀ LUNA DAWSON ⋆˚❀ Luna Dawson, talented landscape architect with a passion for creating beautiful outdoor spaces, is known for her sunny disposition, infectious sense of humour, and a radiant personality that shines through her beautiful, shiny hair, brings warmth and joy to everyone around her, all while selflessly helping others. ✧⋄⋆⋅⋆⋄✧⋄⋆⋅⋆⋄✧ Though their worlds drifted apart, destiny wove their paths together in an unforeseen collision, shattering their realms into ethereal fragments and blending their once distinct realities into a mystical unity with an intricate dance of light and shadow amidst the ruins.

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How To Be The Best Third Wheel by summerbackthen

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Shattered - Dark Poems by curb11

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They Were Never Here by schma10

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