JOKE BOOK
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Last published Mon, May 16, 2016
ANYBODY NEEDS FUN
so I' making a joke book...
please don't be offended on some of the jokes because some aren't even mine!
You can also comment of pm me any joke you me to post and i will give credits to whom it came from, as long as I know who gave it to me.
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