The Life Of A Little Nerb

I don't exactly know where I am going with this. All I know is that I am going to publish the first chapter on my birthday. This book will talk about me. There might be short stories. There might be confessions. I might even do QnAs or requests. All I want to say is this is my first story and I would like to only ask for constructive criticism. Thanks so much. :)
(Warning: May contain mature content not suitable for people who make drama around it or people who generally can't handle the real world)