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absurdambitions

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Reads 105,327
Votes 2,680
Parts 90
Time 7m

absurdambitions

humor pickuplines puns random wattys2017

This is just a book filled with random puns, so you guys can have 'pun!' get it? 'pun'? 'fun'? I'm making it worse aren't I? Well please read. These aren't all mine, but I'm not gonna take credit for the ones I make up, so I have found these on websites like my best friend called "Google". S/he's very popular and I'm very lucky to be her/his friend. 
Anywho, thanks for reading!All Rights Reserved

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self help book for everyone out there..... 1)cultivating positive thoughts Your thoughts have a huge impacts on your well being. If you want to be in happy mood then you have to see everything from a positive perspective ,in order to find the true happiness in whatever you do. There are so many self care help tips to evolve your Personality,in life you will face a lot of tough situation, tangled ways of life and many more but your good mind set or mentality could be very useful for you to adapt a new skills and personality development. If you allow your mind to stay out from negativity ,or to put all of your energy in doing something better then, That will add some colour to your life.worrying will only maximise the mess of your mind .And truely i have felt that the patience is one of the most important quality in every human being. you can't be happy if you can't bear it with patience when something unusual happens to you. There are many ways through which we can actually developed a positve mind set, do you want to change for better? Let's open these chapters to add some positive vibes in your mood and to uplift , *be your own sunshine. *analyse people around you . *believe in the beauty of having patience . *have clear visions . *be bold enough to raise your voice. and wise enough to shut it too(act according to situation) . *who you are you know this, don't waste your energy in proving yourself. Rather invest your time in evolving your career or dreams. *your passion will always triggers your Actions . *choose wisely whom with you Wanna share your time . *don't be dependent on another person for your Happiness . *your happiness is a your responsibility. *Be kind to others will make you a good human . *your life is already very good be thankful . *take charge of yourself . *be accountable . *be responsible for your own decisions . *don't blame . *be wise .

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" 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗮 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝘀𝘀, 𝗺𝗮𝘅 . " " 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝗷𝗮𝘆 . " " 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗮𝘁 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 . " 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗮 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝘀 𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝗜 𝗱𝗼. - 𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗯𝘆 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹 𝗯𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝘄𝗼 - 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘 ! 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲 - 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘 ! 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗿 - 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘 ! 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗳𝗶𝘃𝗲 - ????

𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐋𝐄 , st by silkytu

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This is a collection of my one shot fan-fic's and story's/scenarios. Some of this is just whatever I felt like writing it's random .... Some of these are sexual. Some of these are fill in's (put your name in or who ever else's) Some of these are GirlxGirl, BoyxGirl, BoyxBoy, GirlxBeast, ETC. (Check out my "Understanding My Stories" to get a better feel of these) Y/N= Your Name H/N= His Name (or) Her Name Have any questions? Message me. sometimes emoticons(emoji's) will be used to show actions of feelings. There is not really a category for these but yeah... If you want any of these one shots to become whole stories or fan fictions leave a comment or message telling me which one. Please enjoy!

𝗞𝗜𝗟𝗕𝗬 𝗚𝗜𝗥𝗟 ᵐᵃˣ ᵐᵃʸᶠⁱᵉˡᵈ by -curlyfriess

|| rewritten version on my account ! || " 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗵 𝗮 𝗽𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝘀𝘀 , 𝗺𝗮𝘅 . " " 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗺𝗲 , 𝗷𝗮𝘆 . " " 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗮𝘁 𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 . " 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗮 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝘀 𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝗜 𝗱𝗼. - 𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗯𝘆 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹 𝗯𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝘄𝗼 - 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗗 ! 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲 - 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗗 ! 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗿 - 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗗 ! 𝘀𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗳𝗶𝘃𝗲 - ???? < 𝗔𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗦 🥇 > #𝟭 𝗺𝗮𝘅𝗺𝗮𝘆𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱 ( 𝟕 - 𝟔 - 𝟐𝟐 ) #𝟭 𝗳𝗿𝘂𝗶𝘁𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗽𝘀 ( 𝟗 - 𝟐𝟐 - 𝟐𝟐 ) #𝟭 𝗺𝗮𝘅 ( 𝟏𝟏 - 𝟏𝟐 - 𝟐𝟐 ) #𝟏 𝐦𝐚𝐱𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐟𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐝 ( 𝟏-𝟑-𝟐𝟑 )

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Jokes and riddles! by GriffinWoodrow

Well, if you couldn't tell from the title, this is some random jokes, riddles and some tricky questions, hope you like it!

From Books I've Never Wrote by merrychrishler

𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘆, 𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗦𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘆 <3 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘃𝗼𝘁𝗲 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 ! like the title says... this is nothing more than texts/extracts of books that I have never actually wrote. This is mostly a few thoughts or ideas that have spiralled through my head at some stage, and I've then typed them out on my laptop and published them to Wattpad. Feel free to read and give me your thoughts on whatever crap I have written down. Love from eIIoquence xx [highest rankings] #𝟭 𝗶𝗻 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗱 #𝟯 𝗶𝗻 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘀 #𝟰 𝗶𝗻 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘆𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 #𝟳 𝗶𝗻 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘁𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗺𝘀

𝙂𝙡𝙞𝙢𝙥𝙨𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙃𝙚𝙧 - ᴍᴀx ᴍᴀʏꜰɪᴇʟᴅ by heartsforsadiesink

𝘼 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙙 "𝘼𝙫𝙖 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙩𝙤𝙣," 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚.. 𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙡 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡. 𝙈𝙖𝙭 𝙈𝙖𝙮𝙛𝙞𝙚𝙡𝙙 𝙭 𝙁𝙚𝙢 𝙤𝙘 ~"ⵊ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ʜᴇʀ ꜰɪᴇʀʏ ʀᴇᴅ ʜᴀɪʀ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ᴍɪɴᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɢᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ʜᴇʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴘᴇʀꜰᴇᴄᴛ ᴏᴄᴇᴀɴ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴇʏᴇs."~ ~"ⵊ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ɪᴛ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴛ, ᴇᴠᴇʀ sɪɴᴄᴇ sʜᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴍʏ sᴋᴀᴛᴇʙᴏᴀʀᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʟʟᴡᴀʏs. ⵊ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ɪ'ᴅ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴏʙsᴇssᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜɪs ᴄʟᴜᴍsʏ ɢɪʀʟ."~ Most Impressive Rankings #1 madmax (9/7/22) #1 mayfield (9/20/22) #1 max (9/5/22) #1 maxinemayfield (9/20/22) #1 dustinhenderson (9/5/22) #1 lucassinclair (9/16/22) #1 sadiesink (10/17/22) !! #1 vecna (10/24/22) #1 mike (8/3/24) Started- July 6th, 2022. Finished- October 24th, 2022.

𝐇𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐌𝐞 ; 𝘉𝘺𝘭𝘦𝘳 ✓ by bylerjoi

. 𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐩𝐨𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐮𝐩 𝐛𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥, 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫. "𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬, 𝐇𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬. 𝐇𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐢𝐬𝐭." - 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐲𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟑𝟎 . 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟔/𝟖/𝟐𝟎 . 𝐄𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝: 𝟖/𝟑𝟏/𝟐𝟎 #𝟏 𝐢𝐧 𝐁𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫 (𝟔/𝟏𝟒/𝟐𝟎) #𝟏 𝐢𝐧 𝐞𝐥𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫 (𝟖/𝟏𝟖/𝟐𝟎) #𝟏 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐱𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝 (𝟏𝟐/𝟑𝟎/𝟐𝟎) #𝟏 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐱 (𝟑/𝟐𝟎/𝟐𝟏) [𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝟏 𝐨𝐟 𝟐]

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{Not so} Daily whines by calumandco

some {Not so} Daily whines, diary entries and/or ranty chapters that I'm gracing the world of Wattpad with that are in fact 100% true some parts are funny, some sad and some just me spilling my weirdness into a chapter because why the f not so sit back, relax, and enjoy the disastrously planned show don't forget to leave a cute comment on the way out ;) -L

𝐌𝐈𝐃𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 , st by silkytu

⊹ ︵ ౿ ‎ ˚ ݂ ❝ 𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗞𝗘 𝗨𝗣 ❞ ᰔᩚ ﹙ 🦌 ﹚ ⫽ ✿ ─ 𝜗ৎ ❀ ..╭──────────── ˎˊ˗ ✿┊ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛, 𝗠𝗔𝗫 𝗠𝗔𝗬𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗟𝗗 𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗦 𝗜𝗡 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗟𝗢𝗡𝗚𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 𝗕𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗗 𝗕𝗨𝗧 𝗢𝗡𝗟𝗬 𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗦 𝗨𝗣 𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦. ❪ male!max mayfield ✘ fem!reader ✘ male!oc ❫ ╰───────────── ✮⋆˙ˎˊ˗ 𝗦𝟮 - 𝟱

Quotes/Rants/Confessions by Twerkoff

I like to rant, I'm good at it or so I've been told. If you also like to rant come join me I love to rant with people! Also confession of mine, because these are things I'd never tell people. If you'd like to have one of your confessions shared here let me know they will be posted anonymously. *~* I can't afford a therapist so this is my therapy, join me! -Twerkoff

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