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how does literature travel? it books a flight. how does the author know you enjoy these puns? when you vote and comment.THANKS FOR THE VOTES AND VIEWS! no drafts anymore... the majority of my drafts were made when i had a random pun outburst in the car. i think i can make enough puns to update frequently though. i mean, i'm no comedian, but hey
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