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The Undulating Misleanings of Edwin

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A quasi-philosophical and existentialist investigation into the illuminating absurdist contradictions of the modern era. The 'Undulating Misleanings of Edwin' is designed as a dramatic question against the oppressive nature of cosmopolitan activity: 'what is man?' and 'If I am a man, what would be the potential repercussions of this underwhelming piece of information for an underpaid Polish immigrant who doesn't like his house?' Such questions, needless to say in such a profound and deeply poignant work concerning the nature of the human condition, will remain unanswered. The work is a metaphor for the Anglo-Zanzibar War.All Rights Reserved

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