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Chistes Fomes

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anime chistes comedia cosas fomes personajes random risa

Bienvenidos mis nekos o no nekos tsunderes!! :D.
  
  Como pueden ver en el titulo voy hacer un libro de chistes fomes xD.
  
  ¿Por que? Porque en la escuela digo tantos chistes fomes que al final se terminan riendo... pero de mi Dx.
  
  Que mejor idea que compartirles los míos y de otras personas los mejores chistes bien fomes para reírse pero por pena u.u.
  
  Si no te gusta el contenido pues no leas el libro y punto, así nos ahorramos de malos comentarios y uno que otra puteada mía n.n
  
  Los chistes que saque de Internet tendrán los derechos de autor, ojo que algunas no se si tienen o no autor, pero investigare por si acaso :v.
  
  Algunos chistes van hacer míos, inventados por mí, pero igual investigare si el chiste que digo tiene autor :3.
  
  Y eso sería todo :D.
  
  No olviden comentar, votar, añadirlo en su biblioteca y seguirme 7u7.
  
  Nos vemos :3.
  
  *Portada hecha por: @KxwaiiGxrl*All Rights Reserved

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