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Keeping Up With the Mentally Disturbed

JordanIsNotDead

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Reads 77
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Parts 6
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JordanIsNotDead

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I thought, "I should do facts about me to start off with! That would be cool!" I was horribly wrong, and you should probably start running now. Since I've already killed you by now with my annoyingness, I decided to make it 20 million times worse and *shudder* commit to something, and write a story about the day every day. WARNING: I think I might be mentally disturbed, for I always have strange thoughts going through my mind, to describe it, watch danisnotonfire's video called PSYCHO THOUGHTS.All Rights Reserved

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