Ass Joke Hero: The Sam Pals Story
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Last published Tue, Apr 19, 2016
Samuel Pals, a chromosome-laden child from the shitty little town of Lewiston, Idaho, is the unlikeliest of heroes. Yet, when he is wronged by his edgy acquaintances, he partakes on a quest to rid his small town of evil and gain the revenge for his humiliation. Based on a true story.
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