The Fart
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One Event - Two People - A Fart - Snobby Parents - Best Friend
Five things mix together resulting for love, and drama.
Can those five leads to something?
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I went to one of the stalls locking it and I let out a fart. That is one big loudest fart in the history. Good thing, it doesn't smell bad. I sigh in relief for finally letting it out. I unlocked the door and went outside and was about to walk outside the bathroom when I heard a deep chuckle.
I froze.
Oh My G
Someone heard me fart.
Kill me!
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