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Dead Serious

StuartCampbell5

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Time 2h 59m

Reads 45,083
Votes 3,072
Parts 25
Time 2h 59m

StuartCampbell5

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When Sam takes a job at Eternal Wings Funeral Home, he thinks he's just getting a summer job so that he can save up enough money before he starts university. What he ACTUALLY gets, is the adventure of a lifetime in the most ridiculous of circumstances.
A rival funeral home is threatening to put Eternal Wings out of business, so Sam and his new friends must do whatever they can to save their jobs. 
This is a story about friendship, teamwork, never giving up . . . and lots and lots of dead people.All Rights Reserved

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