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Dead Serious

StuartCampbell5

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Parts 25
Time 2h 59m

Reads 45,093
Votes 3,072
Parts 25
Time 2h 59m

StuartCampbell5

adultfiction adultlanguage blackcomedy friendship humor malepov random teamwork youngadult

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When Sam takes a job at Eternal Wings Funeral Home, he thinks he's just getting a summer job so that he can save up enough money before he starts university. What he ACTUALLY gets, is the adventure of a lifetime in the most ridiculous of circumstances.
A rival funeral home is threatening to put Eternal Wings out of business, so Sam and his new friends must do whatever they can to save their jobs. 
This is a story about friendship, teamwork, never giving up . . . and lots and lots of dead people.All Rights Reserved

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~BOYFRIEND UNCHECKED~ by weirdly___rare

Perfect hair, check. Sexy body, check. Bright Career, check. Dramaless life, check. Awesome job, check. Boyfriend, unchecked......... When the highschool sweethearts meet again their ten years school reunion and find themselves as virgin as the day they were born, they decided it time for the ultimate mission of their lives: "MISSION -GET HIM, SET HIM". At the age of 28 when almost all their classmates are married and having babies these three girls pledge to have some fun and set boys for each other. Let's see if their fun becomes too much fun! (Wink wink)

Eternal Heights by JourdanBinger

Jake Matthews was involved in a near fatal car accident. He somehow woke up to find out he was actually in the afterlife by an accident or an error. The thing is that has never happened before and his body is still in a coma state back on earth. When he is met by one of his creators who is also in a state of shock about why he is in the afterlife to soon. Jake's first question to his creator was "Are you my creator and God?"Jake asked. The Man replied "No, and we have no idea who our creator is either." Typical, you come face to face with your assumed creator just to find out he's just a middleman to the creator and your back to square one of man's biggest controversial questions. Jake sets out on a journey with one of his God's on the Universal Highway to find out He is a lot more important than he origianlly thought to be. Travelling through Galaxies and meeting Gods first creation. Jake must go through trials and tribulations to show the entire galaxy why he is worthy of being God's second begotten son. An amazing journey that sheds light on what is to happen after your life on Earth ends and your journey in Eternal Heights begins. It will shock and question everything you believed to be true of your existence as a human and what is surely in store for us out there in the Universe. 34k words Written by: Jourdan Binger

Above Water ✔️ by namesakens

Thomas needed a vacation, but that didn't mean he wanted one. His best friend convinced him to come down to his family's beach house for the summer to unwind, to relax for once. Thomas wasn't swayed easily, but he found himself on a flight to Florida regardless, albeit begrudgingly. Thomas intended to mope around for the three months, drink away his problems, and maybe get a tan in the process. However, his plans were thwarted when an unwanted houseguest from his past arrived the day after his getting there, leaving a bitter tang on the entire "vacation." Not to mention, Thomas was forced to share what he thought was his room with his best friend's wife's ridiculously handsome brother, Dallas. Thomas was on the cusp of drowning in the first week. Relaxation wasn't even on the agenda. He just had to try to keep his head above water.

The Boy She Saw in the Hospital by triciawritess

"Death isn't just one thing that happens and is over with. That description fits life more. Death is eternal. I mean that's how I view it. Death brings joy and pain. In my opinion life should be viewed as death is. The end. Death is the beginning. A new life, a fresh new start. Its beauty is unmatched. I imagine it feels like stars bursting, a million smiles and just pure happiness." Cancer. What a pain. Valerie's crippling illness leaves her hospitalised, bored out of her mind, dreaming of how she just wants to be a normal teenager. Although her thoughts are constantly intruded by someone. The boy. She was intrigued by him, he visited everyday at the same time, 2:47pm. She wanted to know his story, why was he here? Is he visiting someone? Her curiosity overflowed her. Anyways, it didn't matter, for her illness was getting better and she could finally get back to school. Sophomore year. Gosh. She could finally be a normal teenager. Then she saw "him" in the school hallways. The boy. Although he seemed different, less warm, more cold. It was like he put up a façade and barricaded his true self. His true self being... the boy she saw in the hospital. 🥇First place in The Star Awards 🥇First place in The Ember Awards #24 in sadromance #15 in cancerpatient finished- 22/09/22

YOU? by Loveislovely1

a love story between two mafias who have eternal hate for each other.Will they catch feelings for each other? Will this eternal hate will turn into eternal love someday? who knows what had been planned for both of them.

Angel Bond (Angel Fire Series #1) by pandaeyes90

Emma's entire life changed the day her father died. Birds began to follow her and as she grew up, she learnt to rely on herself and trust no one accept her family and Sam, the angel she lives with. Meeting dark and handsome Luke sets off a chain of events which test bonds and friendships. She finally gets the answers she has been longing for, with consequences. Join Emma as she learns her heritage and attempts to achieve her father's last dying wish, along with being the Archangel of Death's soul mate and avoiding enemies desperate to use her for her power. Can the eighteen-year-old teenager be what everyone expects her to be? © All Rights Reserved. 2020. to pandaeyes90 Previously "Light as a Feather"

Blindsided By The Boss by JeniRaeD

Enemies-to-lovers * Bickering/bantering Boss/employee * Romantic comedy with a HEA He says I'm a hemorrhoid and a massive dark cloud without a silver lining. I consider him a bosshole and heartless prick--because that's what he is and more. I've never met my boss. He works only through emails. I was two months in at my new job, when I had to fly to Florida to bury my grandmother. The night of her funeral, an overly hot man approached me while I was in the middle of trying to meet a deadline, wondering if I'd be interested in having a wild night with him. It had been a couple years since I Iast been with a man. I was pissed at my boss, and he was good looking, so I accepted his offer. Next, I emailed my boss telling him I wasn't making the deadline because I was going to get laid. And I did... lots of it. The next morning he was gone. Months later, I run into my boss--in the dark--on masquerade night at a sex club. Let's just say we had an interesting moment. After that I wanted to kill him more than I already wanted to. Weeks later. I had the shock of my life when we met face to face at my best friends wedding. Callum's a one-and-done type of guy. And I wasn't looking for love either. But our friends had other plans for us. They thought we were the perfect match and did all they could to set us up. Will us two stubborn hotheads see we're meant to be? Credit for cover: https://selfpubbookcovers.com/RLSather

With Things We Can't Have by MrsMolinaaa

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He promised us... by its_dazza

This is based off a vision i had a while ago, it isnt true and is over exaggerated for the sake of the story. if you're struggling with anything mentioned within the story please get help, you're life is very very important, if you need someone to talk to my snap is @itz_dazzaa and instagram is @itz_dazza story plot - a friend group live together in a shared house and all get on with their own lives while their so called best friend is falling deeper into his depression, while making them believe he is okay and nothing is wrong. Daz is loosing hope and one night the finally gives into his thoughts leaving his best friends confused and hurt they didn't realise sooner. after Daz passed away his friends start feeling the same way now the life of the party is missing, some quit their jobs, stop doing the things they love and some start new jobs to be better people.

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~BOYFRIEND UNCHECKED~

Perfect hair, check. Sexy body, check. Bright Career, check. Dramaless life, check. Awesome job, check. Boyfriend, unchecked......... When the highschool sweethearts meet again their ten years school reunion and find themselves as virgin as the day they were born, they decided it time for the ultimate mission of their lives: "MISSION -GET HIM, SET HIM". At the age of 28 when almost all their classmates are married and having babies these three girls pledge to have some fun and set boys for each other. Let's see if their fun becomes too much fun! (Wink wink)