The Bolds

CHAPTER 1
Telling lies is NEVER a good idea. Once I told my friends I was a sausage roll . I really definitely was. When they finally believed me, they squirted me with tomato ketchup and bit me on the leg. I had to shout at them in the end. I AM NOT A SAUSAGE ROLL , I AM A HUMAN BEING!That taught me a lesson .Well now I know not to lie again. So believe me when I say this story that the story I am going to tell you is ABSOLUTELY TRUE. It's important that you know and understand this,it is quite an extraordinary story. And funny. The first thing you need to understand is that for some reason humans have grown rather full of themselves over the years. They now suppose that they are way cleverer then all of the living animals in the world .This is a mistake. Just because humans can read, write, use knives and forks and computers they think they are better than other animals. How stupid! Did you know a squirrel can hide 10,000 nuts and remember where every one is hidden?