Patricia and the Dragon Keepers

'Follow one fiery girl on a journey in a world tettering on the brink of a war, and not just any war, a war between humans and creatures. She will have to make decisions that could cost, not just her life, but all of humanity's.'

"Ok, author. That sounds sooo depressing. I can take over."

'Are you sure about that Patricia?'

"Absotutly."

'What? That is not a word.'

"Eh. . . Now, where was I? Oh yeah! Hi! I am Patricia. I am a lady destined to marry for peace, but I can be really stubborn. Who knows, maybe I will marry someone else just for the fun of it."

'Patricia!'

"Fine. If I am going marry someone, it will be for love. You happy now? This is too sappy. Where is the action? Where is the adventure?"

'Is this not your story? Should you not know?'

"Oh, yeah. Right. There is adventure. I am going to meet the Dragon King! Later. I haven't gotten to meet him yet."

'PATRICIA! No spoilers!'

"What? Come on! There is a Dragon on the cover. You really think I am going to pass up the opportunity to meet the Dragon King?"

'Yeah, sure, and get yourself killed!'

"I will not. Now enough about the Dragon King! Let us get on with the story!"

'Hey, that is my line!'

"Bleh."