100 Ways to Kill Umbridge
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This is a Harry Potter... Fanfiction, I guess? In it are 100 ways to kill off my LEAST favourite character in the series. If you haven't read the Harry Potter novels, I recommend that you do.
No offense to anyone who likes Umbridge (though I suspect there won't be many of you).
And I won't be going into gory detail, this is just a way to relieve myself of the BOREDOM. I'm VERY BORED.
This book is-somehow-now complete. Read and review, or just read and enjoy, I'm not picky.
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