Why You're Stupid
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Complete Wed, Apr 20, 2016<5 mins
Why you're stupid. It shouldn't be hard to explain but... you're stupid. Sorry. I try to guess exactly what's wrong with you and that mess and here's what I (EmoDonaldTrump) came up with. It's offensive (duh) so don't get your panties in a bunch.
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