You never thought that you'd be picked up by the Akatsuki and taken in as an experimental intern, but still, here you are, sitting in the underground room at the Akatsuki secret base with Tobi doing shots off of Zetsu's stomach in shiny, gold hot pants at your one month anniversary party. But there you were, searching through the thumping music and flashing lights to try and find the one that made your heart flutter... Sasori of the Red Sand.