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Shitty at Best

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Once school is over, Michael Zlataroff finds himself in an apartment too big for him to live in alone. He settles for putting one of his bedroom for rent, so he could have at least someone to talk to, even if that someone is a serial killer. He is surprised to see that it's not a psychopath looking for their next prey, but a walking zombie that poses as Jacques Beaumont. He lets him in and tries to pretend like he doesn't recognize him, so that he could finally be friends with the man that he had a schoolgirl crush on.
  
  Shitty at best is a story about all the ups and downs in life. About how at one point you have everything and the next - you have nothing. It's about how at the end - everything comes together and sorts itself out. In most cases at least.All Rights Reserved

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Love In The Prison [BoyxBoy] by DreamsXNightmares

Jaguar is the infant boy who was abondoned by his parents at an early age. He was always used being by himself, taking the blame for everything that happened including him being the reason why his parents abondoned him. He never opened up to anyone without being cautious, because he knew, once you let someone in, there is no going back without getting destroyed from the inside, if you let wrong people in. A few years later he turned into a troublemaker, getting in trouble, street and gang fights, selling drugs and using alcohol, it was his normal life. At the age 15 he managed to get himself arrested when his guardian, that is the owner of a big prison, found the stolen money and a gun in his drawer. After that, his life was in and out of the prison, until one day he is charged with murder - and even though it wasn't him, no one believes him when he says so so he simply doesn't say anything against it. But then he meets Austin...the one he finds himself slowly falling in love with, even though he promised himself that he would never fall in love. Austin Dagon, the prisons owners son, he grew up not knowing about Jag until years later, when he meets him the first time in the prison. He is there to visit the place his father works, and possibly take over after him. He was a guy who was known because of his familys name, and his fathers reputation. Cocky in the start, but when he meets the infamous Jag, his life turns around and he finds himself falling for someone he would in other circumstances stay away from. But fate is cruel and it likes to play with peoples life, so will they be able to be with each other, with the people they love? Or will the struggles and danger keep them apart? Because after all, who finds love in the prison and stays together happy afterward?

The Wish by Nymrhx11

*complete* " Uncle please, stop it! Wangji will die!" Lan Xichen shouted while crying as his younger brother was whipped. " Quiet! Your brother even didn't think twice while saving that demon." Lan Qiren said and casted a silencing charm to his oldest nephew. " Wei Y-Ying i-is n-not a d-de-demon!" Lan Wangji shouted angrily ... " Xiongzhang, take care of A-yuan. Let him be the last memory of me to you." He then close his eyes and went to his soulmate. ... I just hope WuXian and Wangji can see their son. I hope I can just go back to the past and prevent both Sizhui's parents suffering. I just hope WuXian had more trust with my brother. I hope he did not suffer and died like that. I hope they had their happy ending. I hope they became happy together with Sizhui. I just hope... " Your wish is my command!" Chirp someone out of nowhere. " Who are you?!" He fearfully asked. " Someone who could answer your wish." Someone Said again and I immediately blocked out. What do you think happened? How will that wish granter grant his wish? _______________________________ Hello guys🤗🤗🤗 This is now my fourth fanfiction and my second time traveling story. If you are asking why the title is wish, it is because of Lan Xichen's wish his and Lan Sizhui's life change. This is also an impreg Wangxian story. Hope you'll like it. _______________________________ I do not own any character of this story. The characters of this story was from the novel entitled Mo Dao Zu Shi by MXTX, but most of the past story are from the Series entitled, Chen Qing Ling or the untamed. Enjoy🥰🥰💞💞 _______________________________ Date started: March 26, 2023 Date Ended: July 27, 2024 Status: Completed.

Arranged Marriage: The Redemption [ YiZhan ] by Yizhan_fictions

WangXian Modern AU [ Mpreg ] :: Lan Wangji, A 29-year-old respected teacher, is admired for his wisdom, calm demeanor, and dedication to education. His presence commands respect, blending with authority. However, beneath this polished appearance, he secretly leads the mafia as Hanguang Jun, a ice-cold feared and strategic lord of Mafias. In the underground world, he is known for his ruthless power and sharp mind, hiding his dark side behind a mask of grace Wei Wuxian, A 17-year-old boy, adopted by the Jiang family, where he is treated more as a tool for than a beloved son. He is silent and reserved, he rarely speaks and obediently fulfills every task asked of him. No one ever wonders why he acts this way. Holds no expectation, why would he expect something from the world that offers him no understanding? What happens when Lan Wangji, the respected professor and mafia lord, is tied to Wei Wuxian, a silent and lonely boy, through an arranged marriage? "In your silence, I hear everything I never knew I needed" - Lan Wangji "In your presence, I find a peace I never thought I deserved." - Wei Wuxian Top:: Lan Wangji Bottom:: Wei Wuxian WARNING!!⚠️ This story is a pure BL and focusing on the romantic and emotional relationship between two male characters. It includes moments of angst, slow-burn romance, smut, tension, misunderstandings, and intense emotional conflicts. If you are uncomfortable with any of the things! Then kindly stay away! Refrain from causing issues in other people's lives! Thank you. • Rankings:: 17/3/2025 | #1 - thegrandmasterofdemoniccultivation 21/7/2025 | #1 - angst 23/7/2025 | #2 - wangxian 26/7/2025 | #1 - wangxian 30/7/2025 | #2 - weiying 19/8/2025 | #1 - boyslove

Dirty Little Secret by baihaoxue

Wei Wuxian was the naughtiest student at Gusu University. That was till the youngest professor in their college joined during Wei Wuxian's third year of graduation. It started off with a dare which Wei Wuxian accepted. All he had to do was get the ice cold Lan Wangji flustered in the middle of class- the Lan Wangji, who was the nephew of Lan Qiren, the Principal, the Lan Wangji who had as much emotion as a piece of wood. When Wei Wuxian accosted Lan Wangji in the staff room, alone and unguarded, he did not realize what he was signing up for. Lan Wangji had always been different. His was an alien among his friends because of his eidetic memory and homosexuality. He was an alien during his higher studies because of his distinctive good looks despite being the only Asian student in his class at MIT. He became an alien at Gusu University becoming a professor at twenty-six. So when a twenty year old Wei Wuxian tries to seduce Lan Wangji after school, in the staffroom, he snaps. He refuses the first time, threatens the second but the third time when Wei Wuxian approaches him drenched in the rain outside, Lan Wangji accepts Wei Wuxian as a lover- the catch- Wei Wuxian can't be with anyone else till he is done. Unbeknownst to the twenty-year-old, Lan Wangji never plans to be done with him.

A Game of Pretend by baihaoxue

A Modern Wangxian Short Story Lan Wangji needs to prove to his best friend Xue Yang that he is gay to stop him from setting him up with his sister A'Qing. He promises to introduce him to his boyfriend who was from a different department but Xue Yang doesn't believe in the Lans don't lie crap and so he asks him to take him to meet this boyfriend right away. Jiang Cheng likes Wen Qing. Wen Qing likes Wei Wuxian. And Wei Wuxian, he likes to remind himself that he would be dog food decades ago if Jiang Cheng's father hadn't rescued him from the streets and given him shelter. So when she demands that he take her to the college dance Wei Wuxian had to pretend to have a girlfriend to get out of the situation but the problem is that she is his only female friend in college. So when he chances upon the prettiest face on campus he walks up to it and places a kiss on it. Only that face belongs to Lan Wangji. Lan Wangji turns to him and blinks. "Ah, here you are," he says and turning to Xue Yang introduces him, "That's my boyfriend," he says. Wei Wuxian's raised brow is met with a cold stare daring him to refute. He smiles widely in response and answers, "I'm Wei Wuxian, from Chemical Engineering," he says. "Xue Yang from Electrical, same as Lan Wangji," he states. The name Lan Wangji makes Wei Wuxian take a second look. Why you ask? Because the Lans own the campus and now Wei Wuxian just kissed the campus Prince. Xue Yang excuses himself, wondering hiw he didn't see that coming. Lan Wangji turns to Wei Wuxian and drags him by the sleeve. "Hey," Wei Wuxian objects. "You approached me," Lan Wangji pointed out. "I needed to turn down a girl for the college dance," Wei Wuxian explained. "Can you dance?" Lan Wangji asked coldly. "Some, yeah. Who can't?" Wei Wuxian exclaimed. Lan Wangji nodded. "Good. Rest I'll teach you, boyfriend. I need you to keep pretending to keep my best friend from sicking his sister on me. Deal?"

(Explicit) The Taste Of You by Bubblegum_NickNelson

If you think this is a typical love story..... Let me stop you there, my friend.. You have no idea what you're in for. So buckle up x WARNING: VERY GRAPHIC/MATURE. ( No seriously....If it was a movie, it would be rated R. ) (in a hot way ) Highschool Senior and top of his entire class A+ student ,a sarcastic goody good, Kit (Christopher) Sollows , is Just trying to survive fucking Highschool until he can get into Harvard and leave his hometown. And then he can come out and get a hot boyfriend and wear colors that aren't so.... Neutral.. But his life and fate has other plans for him. And being neutral? Well... they were very very far from it. Crushes who barely knows he exist , Acne, his annoying best friend, annoyingly Hot guys, Heartbreak, New neighbors, his little sister, parents, Prom, Graduation, Sexy accents, first kisses, sneaking out late, Harvard...Homework, Tests, his voice has changed, bodily things are.. not the same.. Oh, and he's gay. . Very very Gay.. -Sneak peak- "Bite me, you.. you miscreant" "Oh You'd really like that, wouldn't you , Nerd" "Hey, Piss anyone off lately?" "Not yet, but its only 4:30...Why, are you asking me to -cause that can be arranged.." "Get some new glasses, " "Pass, I'd rather not see your annoying ass" "So you DO look at my ass!" "That's not what I meant, asshole!!!" "Jeez, someone thinks about anal abit too much"

Drunken Mistake by baihaoxue

Wei Wuxian, the adopted son of the Jiangs was the perfect candidate to shoulder the blame for the large scale privacy breach in the client data that could have had the Jiangs bankrupt and subject to multiple lawsuit if the old Mr. Jiang did not think on his feet and had Wei Wuxian charged and thrown out of the company. As the chief computer engineer in the software development company he was the perfect scapegoat. Wei Wuxian found himself on the streets, homeless, jobless, and free after nineteen years of slavery at the Jiang household. However with a ruined reputation, and the threat of lawsuits hanging on his head, he was hardly in a position to celebrate. For that day alone he decided to head to a bar near his erstwhile office where the barman informed him that drinks were on the house and he decided to get drunk for the first time in his life. Life had fucked him and for once he didn't mind, till he woke up the next day, in a strange bed and aching all over. Lan Wangji met him when he was fourteen and had pushed him away. When he crashed into Mo Xuanyu in a shopping mall, he knew it was the same boy who had made him realize his sexuality. But Mo Xuanyu was oblivious to him. When he broke up with his girlfriend, Lan Wangji laid a trap for him at his favorite bar, hoping to seduce him while he was drunk enough to give him a chance. But the man who got caught in the trap turned out to be his lookalike while Mo Xuanyu got together with his enemy's son. Lan Wangji asked the drunk stranger what his perfect revenge should be, and he suggested that he should go fuck someone else and that's exactly what Lan Wangji did. #1 in Wangxian

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Love In The Prison [BoyxBoy]

Jaguar is the infant boy who was abondoned by his parents at an early age. He was always used being by himself, taking the blame for everything that happened including him being the reason why his parents abondoned him. He never opened up to anyone without being cautious, because he knew, once you let someone in, there is no going back without getting destroyed from the inside, if you let wrong people in. A few years later he turned into a troublemaker, getting in trouble, street and gang fights, selling drugs and using alcohol, it was his normal life. At the age 15 he managed to get himself arrested when his guardian, that is the owner of a big prison, found the stolen money and a gun in his drawer. After that, his life was in and out of the prison, until one day he is charged with murder - and even though it wasn't him, no one believes him when he says so so he simply doesn't say anything against it. But then he meets Austin...the one he finds himself slowly falling in love with, even though he promised himself that he would never fall in love. Austin Dagon, the prisons owners son, he grew up not knowing about Jag until years later, when he meets him the first time in the prison. He is there to visit the place his father works, and possibly take over after him. He was a guy who was known because of his familys name, and his fathers reputation. Cocky in the start, but when he meets the infamous Jag, his life turns around and he finds himself falling for someone he would in other circumstances stay away from. But fate is cruel and it likes to play with peoples life, so will they be able to be with each other, with the people they love? Or will the struggles and danger keep them apart? Because after all, who finds love in the prison and stays together happy afterward?