Emergency Hotline
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  • Reads 171,951
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  • Parts 25
  • Time 11m
dwinosaur
Complete, First published Apr 20, 2016
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'"Hello, Tyler."

"How did you know it was me?"

"Because you're, like, the only person who ever calls."

"I'm hungry."

"Well, I've been sitting around for two hours waiting for someone to have an emergency."

"I'm gonna go order some pizza."

"I want pizza..."

"Sucks for you."'

Notice: This book is unedited and was written in the beginning of my writing "career." I do realize that random, unexplainable things happen throughout the story so please forgive me for those moments. I don't mind constructive criticism, but let's keep the hate to a minimum.
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