Dan Howell had a big secret. He was not over his elementary school crush Lizzie, even though he claimed to have moved on. He can't go a single day without thinking about her, and he couldn't get the dirty thoughts out of his head. He needed to move on and he needed to move on fast. Lizzie heard about it from work. She was mentioned in a famous YouTuber's video. She decided to look it up and woah was this guy gorgeous. What happens when Lizzie decides to use her womanly charms on a boy who was hit by puberty with an 18 wheeler? Read to find out!