Note: ANDREW HUSSIE OWNS HOMESTUCK. I OWN NOTHING BUT THE STORY PLOT. Eridan Ampora is nothing close to normal. With his social anxiety, and (as others call it) his "rich man" attire, piercings, and the small tattoo he has on his shoulder blade, he sticks out. With the fact he always dresses to impress, he where's his hipster glasses instead of his contacts, his obsession with Harry Potter , and the little fact he is gay. Sollux Captor is not so normal. With his bipolarity, mismatched eyes, the red and blue tinted glasses, and his obsession with red,blue, white, and black, he stood out like a sore thumb. But at home he fits in. His whole family is like him and he enjoys it that way. So why is it that the first day of college, Sollux finds himself interested in a new face. In fact Sollux already knew who's life he was going to make hell. Or did he?