Pick Up Lines

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Reads 2,358
Votes 78
Parts 39
Time <5 mins

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Just some anime and otaku related pick up lines. Try to pick up or wifu/husbando  with these or... Your wifu/husbando body pillow... Which ever works.

Maybe you can go in a date.... With a real person. 

Editing in process.All Rights Reserved

anime humor pickuplines poem ͡°͜ʖ͡°

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❪ 𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐈 𝐊𝐄𝐈𝐉𝐈 ❫ 🎧 𝖥𝖫𝖴𝖥𝖥 , 𝖠𝖭𝖦𝖲𝖳 , 𝖤𝖳𝖢. ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ ᝰ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛 𝖺𝗄𝖺𝖺𝗌𝗁𝗂 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗌 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈𝗐𝖺𝗋𝖽𝗌 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝖽𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖺 𝗀𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗉 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗍. ❝𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐒, 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐈 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐘 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄..❞ !! 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗰, 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗲 . . !!

A chatfic 😻😻

celebrity crush , miya atsumu ✓ by wave2ani

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不運な愛 𝐟𝐮𝐮𝐧'𝐧𝐚 𝐚𝐢 𝐔𝐧𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 [𝕊𝕒𝕜𝕦𝔸𝕥𝕤𝕦𝕀𝕨𝕒𝕆𝕚] by kulekhaka

𝟙𝟠+ 𝕡𝕠𝕝𝕪𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕟𝕗𝕚𝕔 𝐈𝐧 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 ↳𝓕𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓹𝓮𝓸𝓹𝓵𝓮 𝓯𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓲𝓷 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮. 𝓑𝓾𝓽 𝓯𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓲𝓼 𝓾𝓷𝓵𝓾𝓬𝓴𝔂, 𝓼𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓭𝓸𝓮𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓷 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓼𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮?

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[✓] pick up line ━ sakuatsu by -TAKASHII

❝ HEY BABY, IF I SERVE MY HEART TO YOU, WOULD YOU GET IT? ❞ in which atsumu sends a random number a pick up line

More like, Micro/Nano fiction. Mwehehe. *Random pairings but mostly my OTPs

💗- fluff 🔥-smut ‼️-angst (idk how to write angst lol) -MalexMale -all of these are just for fun -All fake!! -I cringe writing these -none of the art is mine -credits to all the artists -I take requests -any negativity in the comments will be deleted Overall I hope you enjoy my writing ✍️ 👌

Iwaoi, kyouhaba mix of fluff, smut, angst, whatever the fuck I feel like. there might be some other ships of mine. maybe from other anime's. not sure yet. also if my one shots inspire you to wright the same plot line I give you full permisson under the only rule you tell me where to find it and I will most definetely read it! Mostly the first two. I also don't get warnings. This is your warning that there will be cursing and smutty.

❝𝐢𝐤𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐢❞ ━ a reason for being; the thing that gets you up in the morning 𝚃𝚢𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐.... 𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜, 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚞𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚒 𝚏𝚞𝚛𝚞𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝙸 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗

my soulmate , k. akaashi

❪ 𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐈 𝐊𝐄𝐈𝐉𝐈 ❫ 🎧 𝖥𝖫𝖴𝖥𝖥 , 𝖠𝖭𝖦𝖲𝖳 , 𝖤𝖳𝖢. ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ ᝰ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛 𝖺𝗄𝖺𝖺𝗌𝗁𝗂 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗌 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈𝗐𝖺𝗋𝖽𝗌 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝖽𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖺 𝗀𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗉 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗍. ❝𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐒, 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐈 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐘 𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄..❞ !! 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗰, 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗲 . . !!

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