"Please get murdered on a different road; I'm trying to film!"
It is a common sight to see Dan Howell, a famous YouTuber and vlogger, to be constantly interrupted by ambulance sirens that wail as if no one was there.
Though, it is not common when Dan himself is associated closely to these ambulance sirens - especially if he was the cause of it.
Little did he know that one day, he might just miss the two-note whine of an approaching ambulance.
Little did he know that he would await and long for it every day.
Little did he know that in the process, he would meet you.
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DISCLAIMER: CONTAINS MENTIONS OF DEPRESSION, SELF HARM, EATING DISORDERS, ANXIETY, ETC.
DO NOT, AND I REPEAT, DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE EASILY TRIGGERED BY THE AFOREMENTIONED. THANK YOU.
You've lived most of your teenagerhood as a major fan of Dan and Phil, and a proud member of the Phandom (shipping them or not, your choice.) You wake up one day to find yourself seemingly inserted into Dan's life as his best friend, and the next day inserted into Phil's life. You alternate being your two favorite YouTubers' best friend.
Finally, you notice that Dan and Phil are notably absent from each other's lives: they've never met. You're torn between wanting to bring the two YouTubers together to create the amazing Phandom, but you also want to continue spending your life with them. And on top of that, you only have room for one life- Dan or Phil?
Note: Please read the whole story! It won't make sense if you skip chapters.