Jamie and the slug.

Jamie had a big thing for slugs, he found their slime arousing and their eyes magical, he needed help, not to hide his beautiful addiction, but to get closer. He searched far and wide for a witch that could help him touch a slug in ways he had always wished for, until finally he came across Peggatha The Great! He told her all about his great love and the only thing getting in his way was his girlfriend, Olivia. But all was well as Peggatha had a solution to everything. With just a bit of slime and the tap of a wand, BANG! Olivia was gay and found a new love within minutes, the snails name was Alexandra.
Jamie was extremely happy with this news, he had no idea that Olivia had got with a sail though. Peggatha was talking about the spell and the consequences with it, 'This will come with a GREAT price!' Peggatha told him. 'I honestly don't care, just make me a frickin' slug already!' shouted Jamie with anger burning up inside of him. Peggatha had warned him, but he took no notice of the wise woman. 'As you wish' Peggatha had tapped her wand and recited a few spells before Jamie could say anything. Within 10 seconds Jamie was becoming smaller and smaller until he was what he had wished for, the hotted damn slug in all of the lands, his slime so amazing and moist, his skin a beautiful golden tone and radiating an alluring glow as he slithers out of the witches' cabin. As soon as he steps out he sees a line of slugs just waiting to greet him.
One by one they come up and try to flirt, none of the females really grab his attention, not like Edgard did, he was a different kind of slug, his eyes were bright and illuminated, his tail was to die for, but he didn't see Jamie but the cabin, Jamie knew what he had to do. So he made his way over to Edgard. 'Hey, I'm Jamie, so I saw you from over there and I thought you were really cute' Jamie said shyly, 'Yeah, hi, you are very appealing too'. Jamie blushed while imagining things he would do to Edgar, if only he had the chance.