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The Hank Saga

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Watch as the man who just wanted his van back becomes more than just a simple carpenter with a licorice tail and wooden hands in...The Hank Saga!

A lot of these are stories I wrote a while back, so there's quite a few to upload to here (the 60+ isn't kidding, there's a lot), but I won't be uploading them all at once. I'll get there though! Let me know what you think as you enter the world of The Hank Saga (good luck out there). 

A Bit of Backstory on The HankSaga:

Hank blames Nina for his van being ruined in the 1st story Nina's Scar. She then cut off half his licorice tail in Ninja Nina (and wears it as a belt apparently), so he's not too happy about that either. He started off with this level of resentment that has since been diminished by his new found "heroism" and ability to break the fourth wall of his stories. He exists as he needs to from one story to the next - and not every story focuses on him as the main character. Within the world of Hank there are many fun and hilarious characters for you to meet and go on absurd adventures with.

You can follow The Hank Saga on twitter - @HankSaga

New characters are introduced often, but don't feel lost! Start with whichever story sounds best and enjoy it! 

Note: I've added commentary to some of the stories in the beginning, mostly in relation to some of the running jokes of the series, or in regards to the situation that lead to the story. 

You can find more stories on DanLeicht.comAll Rights Reserved

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His Slave Her Master by fangirltobefangirled

Nat's first instinct when followed in the night is to run. But you can only run so far from something that cannot be seen. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meet Natalie Rose, an eighteen year old girl just about to begin University. She has it all, a family that loves her, a good paying job, a boyfriend to live with. Never would she have expected for her world to quite literally turn upside down in one night. The saying 'wrong place at the wrong time' could definitely be referenced for this particular case. Nat is now on the run from her handsome and mysterious captor with rather odd intentions. His unpredictable behaviour baffles Nat to the point of insanity and the strange pull she feels towards him is unavoidable. Nat wants out, but things aren't always that easy. He needs her for something far greater than she could ever have possibly imagined. And if she leaves, not only will it effect him, but everything that he cares about, including Nat. Brought to a world distanced from her own, Nat feels herself growing accustomed to her new life, however with the understanding that she needs to get out and fast. The real question being: is Nat running from him, or her heart? After all, she is the vampires slave and he her master. (Edited) (Mature scenes) (42 parts) (Some short some long) (Cover by GalaxyDragon2) (COMPLETED 7th November 2016) (Sequel The King's Possession)

Firefew Island: Unstable Atmosphere by EclipseandOleander

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Everything Has Changed: Book Two by paperandpen444

Tears rush down to my cheeks and splatter on the wood floor of Danny's university apartment. He has an imprint on his face from the creases in his pillow and keeps blinking and rubbing his eyes. I sit on the edge of his bed and his hand rests on my knee. He's crouched in front of me in a pair of basketball shorts. "I don't know why I did it." I hiccup. "I should've just said no!" I take a shaky breath, my chest moving erratically. "And t-they all saw me freak out!" Danny's fingertips skate up and down my thigh and he doesn't say anything. "I mean, who wants to be with somebody like me? I can't even handle a sip! Y-you should just go and find somebody who can handle herself! You deserve better than me!" "Don't say that." He murmurs, raising my hand to his lips. He kisses each one of my knuckles with love and care, and then he looks up at me and smiles softly. "I choose you. No matter what the circumstance, no matter who comes along, I pick you. I'm here for you and I'm here with you. I'm fighting for you and I'm fighting with you. I love you. I don't care if you have to stay up all night to cry. I'll stay up with you. There is nothing you can do to make me love you any less, and there is nothing you can do to make me leave. I'm here, right here, forever." This is the sequel to Everything Has Changed and if you don't read Everything Has Changed first, this book won't make sense ***** WARNING: THIS STORY INCLUDES THE VERY ATTRACTIVE DANIEL GREY WHO REMINDS ME AND EVERYONE WITH OVARIES OF A SOFT GOLDEN RETRIEVER PUPPY THAT IS SLEEPING ON YOUR CHEST SO PLEASE BEWARE THAT YOUR OVARIES WILL EXPLODE WHILE READING THIS STORY! AN: please don't steal this story. I'm working/have worked really hard to create this and develop the characters and story line. This is solely made up out of my mind. The incredible cover is made by @nerdfpiper If you need a cover, I highly recommend her.

Sort of Deadly by RaghavBhatia7

*Sequel to 'Sort Of Dead'* *Kindly read the previous installment beforehand* ~ "You know the feeling when you see a glass jar filled with perfectly round, colorful marbles, and you just want to put one - or two, or three - in your mouth, even though you know it's dangerous and can kill you? Right. Hold that thought. We'll come back to it." _______________________________________ Not all dreams terminate when you wake up. Some last longer. And some can take over your reality. After the party's victorious return to {Undisclosed}, it takes them a while to coze up to their silly, mundane lives. The sail's smooth . . . at least until Bee starts having those awful nightmares. Those very REAL nightmares. The bookworm finds herself in such a fix - oh, boy, wait for this - that she can't think a way out of it. She's pretty certain she's going to die. It's her friends that she is more worried about. --Have fun! All of your favorite characters are back in this one, and then some! Laugh and sob and cheer them on! #completed { Awesome cover by @jaszthewayyoulikeit } Pst scrpt: I know this blurb sucks. ***All rights reserved: Do not recreate or plagiarise. This is an original work.***

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A Pack of Misfits: Our lives by LokiCrimsonHeart

"Looking back on the events of the past year, I can only really say two official things. Some days I hate it, some days I do not and I would never trade this for the world. No, not even Fenrir, no matter how much that surprises me. A new day's dawning, just over the horizon. Just keep looking and I know that you will find one. Goodnight. ~ Loki Draken." Snippets from the Pack's life, from the New year following Fenrir joining them to the very end...or not. New people turn up, old people as well, randomness happens and they have fun all-round. Just a few technically unrelated one-shots from the Pack's life. NOTE: Everything (Read; all the stories) are now undergoing some serious editing, so when you see that update, don't ignore it, it could be important information that you will be lost without. Like for example; every hint towards Loki's past. Sequel to 'A Pack of Misfits.' Book two in the A Pack of Misfits 'series. Sequel to this one up on my profile (APoM: A Tale of Two Times, or the other one, APoM: Something else Entirely, both are fine to read, but AToTT ties in more directly with this book)

The Adventures Of That Particular Group: Start Of Their Adventure (#Wattys2016) by OfficialTPG

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Saved By The Devil - BOOK 1 ✔ (Edited) by EmotionalPerson01

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Everything Has Changed by paperandpen444

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