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The Hank Saga

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Watch as the man who just wanted his van back becomes more than just a simple carpenter with a licorice tail and wooden hands in...The Hank Saga!

A lot of these are stories I wrote a while back, so there's quite a few to upload to here (the 60+ isn't kidding, there's a lot), but I won't be uploading them all at once. I'll get there though! Let me know what you think as you enter the world of The Hank Saga (good luck out there). 

A Bit of Backstory on The HankSaga:

Hank blames Nina for his van being ruined in the 1st story Nina's Scar. She then cut off half his licorice tail in Ninja Nina (and wears it as a belt apparently), so he's not too happy about that either. He started off with this level of resentment that has since been diminished by his new found "heroism" and ability to break the fourth wall of his stories. He exists as he needs to from one story to the next - and not every story focuses on him as the main character. Within the world of Hank there are many fun and hilarious characters for you to meet and go on absurd adventures with.

You can follow The Hank Saga on twitter - @HankSaga

New characters are introduced often, but don't feel lost! Start with whichever story sounds best and enjoy it! 

Note: I've added commentary to some of the stories in the beginning, mostly in relation to some of the running jokes of the series, or in regards to the situation that lead to the story. 

You can find more stories on DanLeicht.comAll Rights Reserved

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Remember Me Once More | Ted Shackleford (The Man in The Yellow Hat) x f. Reader by banguette

He stayed. You left. 6 years after your last meeting, a game of circumstance lands you in the same room as him - and his monkey. With 2 weeks of working in close proximity, things are bound to come to light. The question is, how will he perceive it? ------- word count: 14.7k (I'm sorry) warnings: they are both idiots!!! who are in love!!! angsty feelings, cursing a lot of talk of canada and the us as well as culinary schools (i did my research but i'm not from either of those places so pls forgive me if some things are wrong), some words are in italian because the pisghettis, awkward conversations, ted is a nerdy dilfy hotshot museum director, reader is a chef, sex fantasies (a LOT of them), they get trapped in a room, many many apologies, flashbacks to college, it's never explained but ted calls oc chowder, oc has two moms because we love diversity, brief mention of 'the office' and julius the monkey, sweet confessions, SO MUCH KISSING!!, cheesy lines are exchanged, boners, ted has a big virgin dick, experienced reader, oral sex (male and female recieving), a bit of a hair kink, clit play, ted is a bit too excited sometimes, bickering like they're an old married couple, reader has an iud, unprotected sex (do not try!! i repeat, do not try!!), several orgasms, creampies (yes, creampieS), missionary, riding, they act like horny teenagers, ted's butt deserves its own warning so here it is, brief mentions of bath sex, old wounds finally heal, the three of them are basically a family, public speaking, y/n is a bit unhinged, more sweet confessions, allusions to exhibition (pls keep in mind this is my first smut fic, be kind!!) cover by: me (illustrations featured belong to their rightful owners) note: I do not regret this book nor do I condone it. Fueled by Ted TikToks, inspired by 'Maroon' by Taylor Swift and 'Don't You Remember?' by Adele.

Saved By The Devil - BOOK 1 ✔ (Edited) by EmotionalPerson01

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Fractured Universes: The Star-Crossed Anathema (+18 or +21) by PandaBook1989

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Colonized Khoury by YourStorlyMe

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Everything Has Changed by paperandpen444

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Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed) by vineethereader

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