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Behind the Internet

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In a world where Internet is a real place and not a virtual one, this book follows the adventures of a certain Facebook organization called BTI which is filled with dank memes and dark, limitless humor in a world where political corectness seems to prevail, many might not like their style.
  
  Will freedom of limitless speech and humor will last in this world?

Based on the Facebook group "Behind The Internet"
  
  Note: I'm not a native english speaker so I apologize in advance for some mistakes I'm sure you gonna find and also for the lack of diversity in words.All Rights Reserved

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•New And Old Faces• by minimani5

[SURVIVOR AU - BOOK ONE] We are in the year of 2045. The world had crumbled into chaos and conflict between humans and countryhumans. Their homeland Neo Pangea has been stormed by a mysterious anti-countryhumans group and after that, everything went down hill from there to the rest of the world. During that time, when we thought that he officially died, Tuvalu came back, half broken but alive. With the help of Palau, the two met Madagascar and decided to make sure that they found out how all this chaos has started. However, this will be far from easy. Many "countryhumans hunters" and the new Government of New Pangea lead by Katerine Highmight and her husband will achieve their goals of erasing completely every trace of countryhumans in every way, even if it means dirty their hands. From the middle of the Pacific ocean to the heart of the United States passing by the mysterious place of Africa and the dangerous place in Europe, the three forgotten would make sure that their would find a solution to end this war and bring peace again. Even if it means their death, once again. ☠︎︎Warning this book : -have cussing and slur (tho I'll do my best to not it with that) -Is not historically accurate AT All (well maybe sometimes but not ALWAYS lmao) -some no logic moments -Racism, discrimination, sexism, homophobism ect -have my own headcanon -have disturbing and twisted peoples who do disturbing and twisted things -contain mature subjects such as ab*se, r*pe, mention of ancien dictator and mention of mental illness -is very cringe ⚠️Reminder that I don't support any of those. I'm only writing it for the sake of the story.

INCAPABLE - BOOK I: THE FALLEN by MiquelaVeronique

ONCE my mom told me that we, as humans, only fear what we do not know and that that is the sole reason for violence. We do not know what is to come of something, so in retaliation we immediately fight it off before we can ever find out; before we can ever see if there is any beauty in it. My mom is gone now. Along with any sanity we as a people have left. The year is 2193, and the world is at war. We, humans, are at war with each other only because of what we are and what we can do. We fear what we do not know, thus all we know is ignorance. The government, our democracy, our people and our world have fallen. Nothing good ever comes from being afraid of the abnormalities of others, especially when those abnormalities are amazing. The truth is, none of us are normal. Everyone's definition of normality is different, making it humanly impossible for anyone to ever accomplish the craved label of "normal". Then again, everything we have grown capable of was once described as humanly impossible. By those standards none of us are human. Not even me. A U T H O R ' S N O T E : This book is completed and there will be a second book coming out sometime next year, most likely in the summer. Please excuse any grammar issues or misspellings I have. I hope there are not many, but please consider I do all of the editing myself. Also this is a revised edition of Incapable - Book I: The Fallen. I think I have made it much better than the original story I wrote in the summer of this year and posted only a few months ago. I hope you enjoy! Happy reading. Xoxo, Miquéla P.S. I'm more than open to Q & A in the comments section or on my board if you have any questions regarding the book or just in general. :)

Anoxia by SylviaSplatt

Xylia has always teetered between madness and prophecy. For years she's dreamed events before they happen a gift that's left her paranoid, unstable, alone. In a world where consciousness is a bug and gods are algorithms with ego problems, Xylia will learn that reality isn't meant to be understood. It's meant to be rewritten. Here, divination is a sentence. And knowing the truth... is the first step to losing yourself. ✒️✦ This isn't a book. It's a gradual collapse. You won't find maps. You'll find glitches. Not heroes. Fractures. Not worldbuilding. But worlds that come apart while you watch. Xylia is a contaminated consciousness. She overthinks. She mis-feels. She fixates on details no one else sees. That doesn't make her wrong. It makes her real. If you feel lost, good. If you feel unsettled, stay. In this world, coherence is a lie. And breath... is something you learn only when it's gone. Welcome to Anoxia. The first 5 chapters in English are now up! Next batch (chapters 6-10) coming this Friday. This is an ongoing self-translation project - raw, glitchy, and deeply personal. Thanks for reading, bleeding, and glitching with me. 🖤 I'm Italian and I'm translating my novel myself-so if you spot errors or phrases that could be smoother in English, please tell me. You'd be helping me immensely! 👁️ Read Anossia and tell me what crosses your mind. Your comments are the heart of this project.

Part 1; Whiteout by TheHiddenJems

Authors' Note: These are the tales of heroes of our future; people trying to solve the problems that we are creating today. We are depleting the world's resources, putting our waste wherever we can craft a political story to justify it. We throw people out on the streets because they weren't given the right circumstances to learn how to survive in this systematic wasteland that we are building. We are all working towards an artificial, manufactured version of a goal we call success and don't care to think of its effects. These issues are happening now, not twenty years from now, and the way we deal with these issues will affect our immediate future. As said by Lao Tzu, "Those who know do not speak. Those who speak do not know." Our society is so dysfunctional that some people have lost their will to eat, sleep, and in extreme cases, live. This special few have been driven into depression because they know not which way to go. They panic and are driven into seclusion because they know something is wrong but they don't know how to solve it. We "try" to work against these horrible things, like "climate change" and waste, by villainizing them. We "try" to fix the problems using "public campaigning," but we are the source of these problems, and we keep making excuses and blaming others for our own terrible mistakes. We need to change, not the problems. The true villain is ourselves. Those who consider themselves "pro-environmental" still travel the world in fossil-fueled planes eating meat and dairy out of plastic containers. We need to channel our tax dollars into creating more alternatives so people are not coerced into using harmful chemicals and tools by the inevitable need to rush through life. And the reason we tell ourselves we do these things is that they help us get stuff done faster, so we have more time. But time is running out. -The Hidden JEMS

Maybe Us. (Vance Hopper x FEM! Reader) by heorri

You had been attending the same school for over 15 years, obviously because you were born in the small town in North Carolina. You were living a pretty normal life, till all of the abductions started happening in 1977. But lets go back a bit. Lets go back to the year 1976. You had been on a night shift on November 18th, 1976. There were many more people than your previous shift. Really the only people there were dropouts, druggies, drug dealers, freaks, and alcoholics. All around the ages 14-22. Everybody was pretty chill with eachother, except for a few people, but that was just the minority. You had been zoned out while staring at the clock, then suddenly heard a DING! Some kid wanted to buy some cigarettes again. You looked at him and he said "Jesus kid, you in a mental insitute or something? Snap out of it." you ringed him up after he asked you for a pack of camels, and then looked at a familiar guy playing pinball. The same blonde that got over 100,000 his last time he came. Everybody started hyping him up, so he's trying to beat 100,000. You remember the mess you had to clean up after some kid accidently knocked over a bunch of beer. You like to not think about how it ruined your favorite pair of shoes. He messed up again, and kicked the machine. You yelled out to him "That thing costs money you know." then he looked at you. His face almost looked angelic. But he had been the jerk of your highschool, so he couldn't be that angelic. He looked away and picked at his pockets. He pulled out nothing. He started walking up to you and started asking for a dime. "Come on, I feed you guys this money all the damn time. Plus you will just get it back." "Then maybe don't waste all your money on pinball. We've gained around $200 with you coming here almost everyday. Thanks for that." and then you smiled while picking up your book. He looked at you in anger, then you looked back up at him. He looked like he was in a bad mood. "Here's a dime." you said handing him a dime.

Hide And Keep by Queen-Of-Weird

(H20Delirious X Fem. Reader) "wιll we вe ғree?" I asked He smiled, thats what I'm after. The smile on his face and sound of his laughter. "we wιll вe ғree тogeтнer! yoυ and мe!" He answered ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Being an orphan, you don't have a lot of experience's or happy memories. Especially if your orphanage uses you for human experiments. The pain...the agony- the screams of the other kids I once called friends and played with...all gone and replaced with despair. Only teddy could keep me company and keep me sane. Till one day, a new boy was brought in and he was strange. But he interested the kids, even the scientists. He was placed in my room and he never spoke a word to anyone. He would wake up in the middle of the night and gasp for air like if there never was any. But he was my friend. Things changed and a few years later, the orphanage was attacked. Two people came in and killed the scientists but spared the children. While making an attempt to escape, I was caught by the remaining scientists and taken away. The screams of my friend echoing behind me as I tried to escape... Such a waste as I became strong and have long forgotten those memories. But side effects came with the experiments they played with. Y/N is the name and being psychotic is my game. Don't try to catch me cause I can read you like a book in a grand library. Secrets are never kept when the walls an objects around you speak your truth... ╭⌯⌯⌯⌯⌯⌯⌯⌯⌯⌯⌯⌯⌯⌯⌯⌯⌯⌯⌯⌯⌯⌯⌯⌯⌯⌯⌯⌯╮ First Published: June 25, 2021

Fragile..? by Queen-Of-Weird

(Creepypasta X FemReader) Some say I'm too sensitive but truth is...I just feel too much. Every word. Every action. Every energy. Everything just goes straight to my heart. My life was never really a perfect life but it was at least decent. But its always quite possible things will turn out far better than they appear so I always look forward to tomorrow. But recently things have been horrible and there's this feeling in the pit of my stomach that I feel I should listen to. Who knew listening to a gut feeling would've given me something so powerful... ~~~~~~~~~ Author's personal favorite part of the book: "Man, do you know how fast angels are? Like, daaaaaamn! Can you believe I am feeling the tiniest bit exhausted? WOW!" ~~~~~~~~~ The original photo of the cover belongs to SunProjects, credit goes to them for the artwork! I just edited it to make the cover, all photos aren't mine unless said otherwise. Thank you! First published: September 18, 2021 Yea this is an X Reader, yea this is a creepypasta story- what of it? Take note, take this into careful consideration! The Contents within this story will disturb you. I am basing the killers as real life criminals, criminals who do not care what age you are to hook up with, criminals who don't care about your personal boundaries, who won't ask for permission or be your usual fictional Creepypasta characters. But I wont be that fucking rude, I'm mixing them with fiction and reality. More in Ch1. ╮(─▽─)╭

Atlantis Academy: The First Element by AutumnKalquist

Five Star Reviews for Atlantis Academy: "Omg this book was amazing I couldn't put it down or stop reading. I carried it with me open on my phone while I did everything just to keep reading. I need more of all of this. Epic story, epic content, epic visuals, just epic. LOVE THIS!" "Once I got into this story, I did not stop reading it. This is a beautiful story about a very awkward girl who is riven with so much pain and angst and yet... this makes her who she is and shapes her into the person she will become. The world she finds herself awakened to is magical and yet filled with the all-too-familiar cliques and tribes of the very human people who inhabit it. One word to describe the story: beautiful!" "The story pulls you headlong to the end and leaves you wanting to shout "No! Not yet!" ...If there were 6 stars, I would have given it that." *** Humanity is one secret society away from extinction. The children of Atlantis use magic to keep us safe. If they make it through the Academy. Hi, I'm Lyric. And I'm kind of a mess. ADHD, that's me. I'm a high school drop-out, late everywhere I go, and one screw-up away from being homeless. I'm a loner, and I like it that way. Who needs friends when you have a Redwood forest nearby? Trees never bully me like the kids did at school. Or get drunk and throw things at my head. After my mom died, I figured life couldn't get much worse. I thought it might even get better. Ha. The universe has a great sense of humor. I should've listened to the rumors about evil spirits. About the angry, ancient magical creatures haunting our small Oregon Coast town. But did I? No. That was my first mistake. And it might be my last. 'Cause now I'm in a battle for my life. A whole new world has opened up... a magical world I don't understand. And the blood in my veins says I belong here. But I have to prove myself to save myself. And when have I ever done that?

The Nost by Spbond

Jack and Ann have taken me on a great adventure full of mystery and incredible technology, I hope you'll join us. I know you have a lot of reading choices, but if you have space left in your literary adventure cup, please join Jack and Ann as 2021 turns into 2022, happy reading! __ The demon whispers inside Jack's mind. "They are not worthy, they are cattle, these new humans you covet. The so-called creator has betrayed you, replaced you with these organic imitations. Slaughter them all." It's funny, not in a ha-ha funny way, but a sad, my madness doesn't make sense type of way, Jack thinks, because wasn't he human? Worse still, the voice comes with impulses that are hard to resist. Violence usually ensues. That's why he joined the military. A way to channel his urges into mind-numbing physical effort and war. It works for a time. But alcohol and fighting can only carry on for so long. Finally, he realizes, his only way out is suicide. But when he opens his eyes, he's in the In-Between. The creator has other plans for him, and she won't take no for an answer. Apparently, this isn't his first life and if he doesn't free her from her prison, it won't be his last. His curse is to be reborn without end, without rest, without memory. Only madness. Now Jack is on the run from forces he doesn't understand. It's a new world. The mundane replaced by ethereal artificial intelligence, spontaneous virtual realities, and homicidal bible salesmen. But the creator promises the demon's voice will disappear as soon as he finds the right girl, the right bond. After that, they just have to escape the clutches of those who hunt them, find the Isle of Song, and free the creator from her prison. Or maybe this time, in this life, Jack will figure out what true freedom is. Come along on this action-packed thriller as Jack fights to remember who he is, tries to end an eternal war, and atone for sins he doesn't remember...yet.

Cursed Souls Blood, Brains & Rock'n'roll by D_Marchuk

This book doesn't contain any politics, religion or social topics. But thanks to this book, you can learn one little known fact - some zombies are good at making tea. It is unlikely that this information will have any impact on your life, but no one is forcing you to memorize it. Also in this book there is a Vampire, a Werewolf, the Order of the Unholy Hunters, explosions, one wide-boned man, "nuns" armed with firearms, a couple plot twists, and one very cocky Cashier in a store. And some blood. Well, yeah, it's kind of like a book. I just don't know what to do with it. So I decided to try my luck on the global web, because in my country not many people read books. So please don't get mad at me for "All your base are belong to us". English grammar is not my best skill, but according to my friends, I can tell some weird and, in a certain way, interesting stories. More specifically, one of my friends said "Great book!", another said "Not bad", and a third promised me to read it in the not-too-distant future. And in the end we have a verdict of "Not too bad". I'll be honest - I just want a gold-plated bar next to my pool in the form of a shark tank, that's all (well, maybe a pool would be nice to have first). But anyway, I'd love to hear your opinions. I'll translate as fast as I can (remember I have a job and can only translate in my free time). So if you already hate me for this amount of words, you're probably not alone. Thank you and I hope you enjoy this book. Or it will disappear into the digital graveyard (or the trash can).

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•New And Old Faces•

[SURVIVOR AU - BOOK ONE] We are in the year of 2045. The world had crumbled into chaos and conflict between humans and countryhumans. Their homeland Neo Pangea has been stormed by a mysterious anti-countryhumans group and after that, everything went down hill from there to the rest of the world. During that time, when we thought that he officially died, Tuvalu came back, half broken but alive. With the help of Palau, the two met Madagascar and decided to make sure that they found out how all this chaos has started. However, this will be far from easy. Many "countryhumans hunters" and the new Government of New Pangea lead by Katerine Highmight and her husband will achieve their goals of erasing completely every trace of countryhumans in every way, even if it means dirty their hands. From the middle of the Pacific ocean to the heart of the United States passing by the mysterious place of Africa and the dangerous place in Europe, the three forgotten would make sure that their would find a solution to end this war and bring peace again. Even if it means their death, once again. ☠︎︎Warning this book : -have cussing and slur (tho I'll do my best to not it with that) -Is not historically accurate AT All (well maybe sometimes but not ALWAYS lmao) -some no logic moments -Racism, discrimination, sexism, homophobism ect -have my own headcanon -have disturbing and twisted peoples who do disturbing and twisted things -contain mature subjects such as abse, rpe, mention of ancien dictator and mention of mental illness -is very cringe ⚠️Reminder that I don't support any of those. I'm only writing it for the sake of the story.