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The Best Comebacks Ever

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a book of weird insults and things called 'comebacks'. not sure what @weltered is up to.
to be perfectly honest, she hardly ever updates. not worth your time. now, shoo. 


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I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE DON'T YOU DARE PRESS 'READ'


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GODDAMNIT. WHY DOES NO-ONE LISTEN TO ME ;-;All Rights Reserved

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Thu, May 31, 2018

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