Sarcasm Level: To be continued
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MatureOngoing<5 mins
Last published Sun, Apr 24, 2016
We've all seen that sarcastic person
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Bro: I wanna be a millionare when im older
Me: With your grades, you'll be a binman when your older...
Bro: SHUT UP!
Me: You could still be a millionaire
Bro: How?
Me: Wait no... Your too poor, you might end up on the street
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A biography about a 13 year old boy who is living in the sarcastic world!
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