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We've all seen that sarcastic person
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Bro: I wanna be a millionare when im older
Me: With your grades, you'll be a binman when your older...
Bro: SHUT UP!
Me: You could still be a millionaire
Bro: How?
Me: Wait no... Your too poor, you might end up on the street
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𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝟏 𝐢𝐧 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐂𝐘 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐘𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐀 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐋 𝐎𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧. ❝𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭. 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐟. 𝐀𝐦 𝐈 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐲?❞ 𝐘𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐕𝐈 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐧. 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦. 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐰𝐧. 𝐀𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐘𝐀 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐞. 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞. 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐞. 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐛 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫? ────── 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚: 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗘 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗧 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗧!!! 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐬. 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐃.

Ridiculously Me by Ravenrosix68

"Hello fellow idiot.Let us join together and form an idiot nation.Agree to my proposal or face sudden death." "Thy shall not be keen to those who threaten thy but yes I shall join in your conquest to stupidville." "Great, let us set off and-" "Oh would you two just shut up!"I bellowed angrily. This nonsense has been going on for the past hour.Every word they say gets me closer and closer to ripping out their music boxes. "No need to be rude man."The weirder of the two replied. "Yeah don't be such a buzz kill dude." The other joined in. "For the umpteenth time, I'M A GIRL!" I huffed out before slamming my fist angrily on the desk."For crying out loud is everyone stupid?"

Drama Queen's Chauvinist (#3) by lovebirds15

"You are a jerk!" I yelled. "You are impossible!" he yelled back. "You are so stupid," I told him angrily. "You are so insane," he yelled back. "You are such a bastard!" I yelled, hitting him hard. "You are a violent ass lady!" he yelled. "You are a drama queen!" I spat. "And you are a chauvinist. But, guess what? You are this Drama Queen's Chauvinist," he said and pulled me into a kiss. ********************************************* The drama queen... Daniel Kingston, the biggest casanova in town, has everything that he ever wants. His hotel business is on the rise ever since he can remember and has girls worshipping the ground he walks on. There is nothing that he wants and can not get. Tired of worrying about security breaches in his penthouse every time he is overseas for business, he jumps right in when his brother tries to convince him to let his sister-in-law's best friend stay in his house. Only problem? That woman is a headache. She is a difficult, violent, crazy female chauvinist who only a mad man can reason with. The chauvinist.... Lia Vasquez, the biggest feminist one could have known, is back in town after almost a decade. She has met too many jerks in her life to be giving any man a benefit of doubt. Hence, she immensely believes in 'Once a jerk always a jerk'. Proud in herself and a self-made doctor, the only thing she is in a desperate need of is a place to stay. But, an affordable apartment in New York City? It is a myth. So, when her best friend's husband offers her to stay in his brother's apartment as a roommate, she takes it. Only problem? The man is the definition of a casanova. He is everything she hates, and she is unable to stand him for even a second. What happens when these two total opposites meet? Will love find its way, or does destiny have other plans? **************** This is the 3rd book in the series. Please make sure to read the first two before this book as the characters may not make sense or Spoiler Alert.

✿𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐓✿✓ by AishaniD29

𝐀𝐝𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐣 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐚 ♡ 𝐌𝐞𝐡𝐞𝐤 𝐒𝐢𝐧𝐡𝐚 ~✿✿~ "𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦? 𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦?" "𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘱, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘦'𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦!" "𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘵𝘵𝘵𝘵! 𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥? 𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥'𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘷𝘢𝘭𝘶𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘥𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺, 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘦! 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘢 𝘫𝘰𝘬𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦, 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘵?" "𝘓𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥!" "𝘉𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴! 𝘌𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘵!" ~✿✿~ #1 in arrangedmarriage #1 in royalfamily #1 in hatelove #1 in indianstory #1 in stubborn #1 in indianmarriage #1 in obsession #2 in misunderstanding #6 in love #2 in obsessed #1 in possessive #1 in madlove #2 in boss #3 in beautyandthebeast #1 in employee #1 in hatetolove #1 businessman

Miss. Fragile And Mr. Powerful by _Divisss_

#1 in hatelove - 12/08/2022 #1 in business - 25/02/2023 #1 in forcedmarriage - 20/07/2022 #1 in businessman -18/07/2022 #1 in arrogant - 23/07/2022 #1 in contract - 23/07/2022 #1 in rude - 12/08/2022 #1 in generalfiction - 09/03/2023 #1 in deal - 15/05/2024 "This is your check for the first month of five hundred thousand dollars ." She jerked her face to the side as soon as the envelope hit her cheeks. "Wh....wh.... what's this? " She asked stuttering. "This my dear wife, is your payment in advance for being Mrs. Adams. I know that you are a burden on everyone and I am ready to do a charity of giving $500,000 to you every month till the time you are here. I know you don't deserve this , but I had given it in my clause that as you don't work and solely rely on the money of your parents, I will give you $500,000 every month , so that you can spend that on yourself and not try to rob or steal from my mansion." I said I grabbed her chin in my hand and said, "Get this thing , after this night if you dare to break any of the clause from the agreement or try to raise your hand or even point a finger at me, I wouldn't mind cutting off your hand and ruining you completely." Don't let it break you. No matter how hard it gets, Life goes on. This line works exact right to both of their life. Both having their own demons to fight with find it difficult to tackle each other. Join these two souls in their journey of separation or union.

Captive Soul (B×B)✓ by tttiipp

"P-Please go away, don't touch me. Let me go Please," he pleaded. "Over my dead body," he growled "Come here, Malik. Don't make me ask again, it's our wedding night." "N-No, Please," he begged, "I am already married." warning🔞⚠ -18+ -r@pe -Smut -kidnapping -violence -age-gaps -gun -Mafia -Blood -Murder IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO READ ANYTHING ABOUT THAT PLEASE EXIT THIS STORY!!!!

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𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 𝙜𝙞𝙧𝙡 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙙 𝘼𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙖 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙞𝙨 20 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙢𝙖 𝙬𝙝𝙤'𝙨 𝙨𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧. 𝙇𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙖 𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙇𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙣 𝙤𝙬𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖 𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙡𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙥 𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮. 𝙃𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙣𝙤 𝙘𝙡𝙪𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙢𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙇𝙤𝙪𝙞𝙨 𝙖 27 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙗𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙩𝙨 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧. 𝙆𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙨 𝙇𝙤𝙪𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙖𝙡𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙. 𝙊𝙣𝙚 𝙜𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙨. 𝙏𝙤 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 '𝙨𝙖 𝙛𝙡𝙚𝙪𝙧 𝙙é𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙩𝙚 ____________________________________

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"Why do you provoke me Rose," he said "Do I need to bury myself deep in your cunt to remind you who you belong to" His voice laced with lust his hands trailing to my inner thigh slowly ________________🦋________________ 𝓢𝓲𝓷 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓸𝓫𝓼𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷 ( 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓰𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓵𝓸𝓰𝔂) Suffering from amnesia Rose William is trying to find herself, her past, looking for answers nobody knows, but Rose won't stop untill she finds the truth. While someone from the past is watching her in the dark , yearning for her, to hold her, to make her his forever He did a mistake of letting her go .He won't do it again He will make her his either willingly or Unwillingly Highest rankings- #1 in maniac (14/12/21) #1 in mine (17/1/22) #3 in sexscenes (14/1/22) #5 in terror (13/11/21) #12 in psycho(12/12/21) ************************************** The following book is a standalone It contains mature content ,dark theme, dubious consent, violence. [18+] Avoid if u r looking for a lovey dovey story I don't own any gifs, photos that may be used in this book.

I Will Always be his REPLACED BRIDE by Skhan_09

I can see through my veil, that all the people are congratulating each other, and are happy on my marriage... My eyes have started to get blurry and tears are about to fall And then I look for my husband who was first going to be my sister's husband sitting beside me with no emotions... His face has no emotions at all... All I was expecting was him to look at me atleast once... His jaw was clenched and he was cursing something, his hand were formed in a fist, i was very scared only looking at him.. I dont know how i was going to face him all my life.. i really wish, if my parents would be alive i would not be in this situation.. thinking about them a low sob escaped my lips... But I very well knew one thing that "I will always be his replaced bride" There is lots of drama in this story.. And what will happen when there will also be an entry of a baby..🤔🤔 Lets.. Read to find out..😊😊 Hey guys, I want to make one thing clear that DO NOT COPY MY BOOK... if i find similar matter in other books i wont hesitate to Report.. Thankyou so much for clicking on my book... do give it a try you wont regret i promise ♡︎ Started on 8th March 2022 Ended on 25th April 2022

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𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝟏 𝐢𝐧 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐀𝐂𝐘 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐘𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐀 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐋 𝐎𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧. ❝𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭. 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐟. 𝐀𝐦 𝐈 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐲?❞ 𝐘𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐕𝐈 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐧. 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦. 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐰𝐧. 𝐀𝐀𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐘𝐀 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐞. 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞. 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐞. 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐛 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫? ────── 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚: 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗘 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗘𝗫𝗣𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗧 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗧!!! 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐬. 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐃.