Pb&J - ImAPimpNameSlickback

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Millie Evergreen is 16 years old.Her best freind is named Agnes Hollister.What will happen when she meets Dante Henderson at a ice cream shop?
    #have a snaek peak 
          I squeal with delight and snatch it out off his hand only to turn around and trip on my shoelace, my ice cream flying in the guys face"NO!" I scream in pure heartbreak and agony."
    
         Are you okay?" I ask my ice cream on the guys face, running up to it, but the guy must have thought I was talking to him cause he mummbled. "Never been better," under his breath but loud enough for me to hear. 
    
           I pick the cone and spoon off his face and stare at it sadly as I fall to the ground on my knees yelling "WHY WORLD! WHY ME! 
       WHY MY PRECIOUIOUS ICE CREAM! WHAT DID I EVER DO WRONG! I ONLY EVER STOLE GIVE COOKIES OUT THE COOKIE JAR AND IF I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE ANY THEN WHY WAS IT IN MY HOUSE! ITS ALL YOUR FAULT SO WHY PUNISH ME!" 
           I fall to my butt and pretend to melt while saying "What a cruell, Cruell world!"All Rights Reserved

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Sun, Apr 24, 2016

Millie Evergreen is 16 years old.Her best freind is named Agnes Hollister.What will happen when she meets Dante Henderson at a ice cream shop?
    #have a snaek peak 
          I squeal with delight and snatch it out off his hand only to turn around and trip on my shoelace, my ice cream flying in the guys face"NO!" I scream in pure heartbreak and agony."
    
         Are you okay?" I ask my ice cream on the guys face, running up to it, but the guy must have thought I was talking to him cause he mummbled. "Never been better," under his breath but loud enough for me to hear. 
    
           I pick the cone and spoon off his face and stare at it sadly as I fall to the ground on my knees yelling "WHY WORLD! WHY ME! 
       WHY MY PRECIOUIOUS ICE CREAM! WHAT DID I EVER DO WRONG! I ONLY EVER STOLE GIVE COOKIES OUT THE COOKIE JAR AND IF I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE ANY THEN WHY WAS IT IN MY HOUSE! ITS ALL YOUR FAULT SO WHY PUNISH ME!" 
           I fall to my butt and pretend to melt while saying "What a cruell, Cruell world!"

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