Kill Me Now (Modern Cliches, #1)
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  • Parts 22
  • Time 1h 57m
Complete, First published Apr 24, 2016
Book One of the Modern Cliches series

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Hi, my name is Sasha Elaine Wimbleton.

I am your perfectly average twenty four year girl. The only thing I am slight above average for is the cynical and snark categories but I had an average childhood, an average school experience, average friends, marks, parents, and life.

So in a life full of averages I have absolutely no fucking clue how to explain or count for the fact I was kidnapped by a self professed werewolf who claimed I was his undeniable, true love, one of a kind, soul mate.

I'm sorry but I'm really not into that whole Stockholm Syndrome thing...

This isn't mentioning his pack is in this long standing feud with his younger brother, Fergus,  who wants him dead because of a reason he wouldn't tell me. I only met him a few times where he and Damien snapped and snarled at each other and exchanged threats. In which I was either being manhandled by Damien or with his Beta, Vince LeStat, a.k.a. the future father of my children.

Stuck in a pack of testosterone filled fucking werewolves and being unable to actually make a move on the guy I dig because the guy who is obsessed with me has declared he will kill any man that touches me. All I can say is:

Fucking kill me now.
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