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Funny Texts
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carlossuxx
Ongoing, First published Apr 24, 2016
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Ever had a moment, where you were texting and you or you're friend made an autocorrect mistake, or just said something really funny? 

Well Then You Must Like To Laugh!!! Funny Texts is A Collection of , well uh, it's in the name. But Read This Book If You Want To Laugh!!!


WARNING ⚠: THIS BOOK IS VERY HILARIOUS! ENTER @ YOUR OWN RISK
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